krazikomi
Bluelighter
<crackhead, definetly not crack. the rush was to intense to bear, i went deaf and fell to the floor waiting to die
Jesus that's some real shit there.
<crackhead, definetly not crack. the rush was to intense to bear, i went deaf and fell to the floor waiting to die
::Based only on my own and my close friends personal experiences::
If you have never tried meth and you know you never will, then skip this post. If you are using meth, or thinking of trying meth, ladies, you should know, and perhaps you already do, that meth will make your sweat, your urine, your vajay, YOU, smell and taste sickening.
I guess I might have to cross post this in the meth mega thread since I have not read this there. Maybe newbies don't know although after the first time you use meth you should figure it out, unless you can't smell anything.
If you are going to use meth, you need to plan on taking a couple showers a day. You need to use deodorant more than once a day. You need to douche if you're going to use your vajay for anything, even if you are just going to be sitting nekkid. A vajay marinated in meth, and the underwear the vajay arrived in, will smell like hell for a mile in any direction. It smells worse than anything I can think of. Put douche and deodorant and sweet smelling lotion and gum in your car or purse, nao so you will have it right with you when you need it. The gum is not for the vajay, it's for you to chew because you'll get cotton mouth, bad breath, nasty tasting saliva, or all three.
This post begs the question, "Why bother with meth if it has these stanky side effects?"
My answer is simply, "Occasionally I like to enjoy the high and the "up" I get from meth."
Your pee while you are on meth will stink like a chemical bath of hideous proportions. Use "diaper wipes" or some such thing to wipe your whole crotch good after you pee.
Also your vajay will smell and taste bitter to your sex partner. Maybe oral isn't the best choice while your up. Again, you should use douche before you have sex. Not like a few hours before. RIGHT before. If you do it a few hours before you will need to do it again before the sex. There are flavored lubes you can use after you douche to help get the meth scent and taste out, and make your vajay taste like a strawberry or a spring day, whatever your kink is. Especially if you are sporting a hairless tender part, a little drop of honey on your clit might make the medicine go down so to speak. Carpet on the vajay does not go with meth use, because the carpet holds scents and someone who has his or her nose down there will smell it in the pubes even if you douched.
A little drop of honey on your clit if you have not showered since 6 a.m. and now it's 9 p.m. WILL NOT help. If you dose at 6 a.m., but 9a.m. you smell bad. Do something by 9 a.m. and stay with it, or the smell will multiply.
Spray air freshener in the bathroom after you pee, because your pee will smell the whole house up. Stay clean and try to stay dry because if you really start to sweat profusely, you'll smell like a chemical treatment plant in no time. I wouldn't use meth at a three day festival unless I WANTED to be avoided at all costs. You would smell worse than the portables by the end of the festival.
I don't think I left anything out. Except for how sick a guys balls can smell if he's on meth but that's not my area of expertise.
So it's xmas time lol...anyone think a clear tree ornament would work for smoking? Seems simpler than a lightbulb with no layer to clean and shit to take out..Plus the top just pops off!
So it's xmas time lol...anyone think a clear tree ornament would work for smoking? Seems simpler than a lightbulb with no layer to clean and shit to take out..Plus the top just pops off!
omg...thank you...this post made me roll laughing...I needed that lol...
It sounds like it could work and you might even lose less of your shit. Why not just go to a headshop and buy one...you can usually score one for 10 bucks or less lol...
edit: go buy a piece that is.
It might work if the glass is thin enough, but I think it will probably work like a lightbulb, which are overrated. If you don't have a proper pipe(best) it's better to smoke off foil if you do it right you don't waste anything. Don't fold it, make it as flat as possible. I carefully use the side of a lighter or a pill/beer bottle to flatten the foil. Then burn off the shit on the foil with a lighter. Put your shit on the foil and melt it on. Get some kind of tube to suck up the smoke like a pen, straw or a rolled up piece of foil, it will build up resin so save it. Now tilt the foil and heat it up(put the flame close enough heat it,but not too close where you burn it). suck the smoke hard but not so hard you suck up the foil. Also position the straw close enough to catch the smoke but not close enought to burn the straw. Let the now liquefied dope drip down the foil, moving the foil in the opposite direction.If you see any discoloration, it means your burning dope, wasting it and it taste like shit. It should stay clear. hold the hit in, crystals in the lungs is bullshit. I liked to hold it for 10seconds. breath out and repeat. There should be no ashes or residue if it's pureish. This method work for other substances, too.
Some people hate the taste off foil, but it works.
Who would I ask?
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like it sounds stupid and all, but like other drugs I'm sure its one of those drugs especially even more so, that you have to get introduced by someone or a friend, randomly... or a nice random find...
just want to know how the hell did YOU all first get into it like I feel pretty positive everyone really was introduced by another person they know or something along those lines... which puts me shit out of luck...
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just how the fuck did you all get into it, and who WOULD even know who else to ask indirectly... other dealers of what drugs would be most helpful if even...
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ok now go ahead Say what you think...