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Is a rubbish blow-job better than no blow-job at all?

Is a rubbish blowjob better than no blowjob at all?

  • Yes

    Votes: 25 31.6%
  • No

    Votes: 36 45.6%
  • I am undecided

    Votes: 6 7.6%
  • I wouldn't know because I don't have a penis

    Votes: 12 15.2%

  • Total voters
    79
  • Poll closed .

CHiLD-0F-THE-BEAT

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I posed this question to my s/o last night, and was met with a surprising answer. He would in fact, prefer a really dodgy blowie (including teeth) than not have one at all.

This was really surprising to me, and I put the idea to the test first thing this morning. I employed what I thought were really awful techniques (pulling on his penis with my teeth, just kind of sitting it in my mouth and not doing anything). I even resorted to running my front teeth over it, almost knawing at the shaft - but lo-and-behold, he still became aroused. He didn't orgasm, but he was definitely more aroused than he was before I started.

He did mention;
'Having a hot girl put your penis in her mouth is going to be arousing no matter what she does with it'

Do other males find this to be the case? What experiences have you ladies had? I know I myself would rather no cunnilingus than for someone to do a half-arsed or terrible job at doing it. Luckily, I don't have that issue with my current partner. :p
 
Yeah, I mean I can always take over the mechanical part if I need to... the excitement factor of having a girl between my legs is still great.
 
Personally having experienced bad blow jobs in the past,I think that I would rather go without one than have a bad blowjob.
 
I was afraid of blowjobs for a while to be completely honest lol...

First one I got was from a chick that thought scraping her teeth against the head of my dick would feel really good and went as far as to bite a little...This bitch was pretty crazy though...was trying to get prego from me in high school...when I broke up with her, she left the state...glad I've never seen her again...

Was another year and a half before I let a chick put my cock in her mouth lol...
 
Hell no... I'd much rather wank off or just not have anything touch my spear than have someone biting and scraping my jizztillery piece.

But I am honestly not a hueg fan of receiving oral sex in the first place, so I am probably biased.
 
It's been a while since I've gotten anything though, so as long as it's not painful like the situation I explained above. I wouldn't mind a sub-par blowjob/half-n-half...

Simply knowing someone is willing to put your shit in their mouth is always a good boost for your self-esteem, so meh...I wouldn't mind it...as long as there's no teeth scraping/nibbling/gnawing...
 
A girl giving me my first blowjob, and hers too, put me off trusting women with my dick in their mouth for a few years...when I finally started letting them, a bit of teeth is good to start with - as someone else said - as long as it ain't painful...it's just our commands that turn a shit blowjob into something of wonder...

So, to answer the question - yes, I would take a shit blowjob, and by telling her what to do, i'dmake it a fucking great one...where I can actually cum haha.
 
If I'm in a relationship with the girl, then I would rather no blowjob at all. I was with a girl that gave horrible head, and I really didn't feel any pleasure. It would always end with me basically jerking it while her mouth was on the end, which wasn't a good idea because my hand slipped a few times hitting her face. She gave me a blowjob once after I smoked weed, and it actually felt good so I was asking what she was doing different. She said nothing, it must be the weed, so from then on she would just call me ahead of time so I could smoke up before she came over.

Now, if the blowjob is from a random girl, then I would definitely take a bad blowjob over no blowjob. This way, at least I can say she blew me, is immature as that may sound...
 
My rascal is not something to be gnawed on like a snack for a rodent. I'd rather go without than receive a bad blowjob.
 
axiom: blow-jobs are just like pizza. even when the slice is bad, it's not so bad, really

plus, having a bad BJer means that one can teach them the ways. this is always hot

if a lady is kind enough to get on her knees and worship my manhood with her mouth, something inherently sexy, I can usually work around this
 
I know I myself would rather no cunnilingus than for someone to do a half-arsed or terrible job at doing it. Luckily, I don't have that issue with my current partner.
Me too and neither do I.

This is interesting. Now I won't feel guilty when I know I am not doing my best. It is all good except mangling with the teeth. Got it.
 
Well, my boyfriend said he's had girls use their teeth before, he did not see them again, lol. So yeah I don't think he would like them though.
 
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