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I'm having a... describe your number 2s here!

all women are the fucking same! my nickname for my gf is scatqueen lol, she hasnt a huge interest in it in the slightest but does mention it often lol
 
breakcorefiend said:
LOL mxe with so called mates eh? does that translate into you were stitched with a fat line then they ran a train on ya? ;) lol
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i think the thing here is to learn from that fateful night and move forward... times a healer, im sure the pain will reduce in time and i can black it out from my memory!
 
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I'll be letting loose a no. 5 (aka a flock of starlings) in the immediate future as last night I consumed too much ale.
 
mailmonkey said:
not one of them phantom ones? Dense, long, streamlined....make barely a splash, and nowhere to be seen when you look down, just slide through the water and round the ubend like a silent running torpedo.

Always mystifying, but satisfying too.
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lmfao! =d
 
thank you for the chart effie, it brings an air of sophistication to the thread i think. we can now compare our shits in a vaguely scientific fashion.

so since we're talking about shit.... does anybody else seem to shit more than they eat?

i can't work it out, i think i have inverse worms or that sleep eating thing.
 
There's a variant of the Bristol Stool Scale for children where the different numbers are equated to things which children would recognise. From memory 1 is maltesers and 3 is a mars bar. Maybe 2's a lion bar. No convenient category for the one which feels like a Wham Bar dipped in popping candy coming out sideways.
 
I'm not shitting that much anymore, gotta love the Mediterranean diet, when I was working in NY though due to my heavy Taco Bell habit I had to wake up half hour before than usual in the morning because I always had to take the most gargantuan dumps ever, one right after waking up and another after breakfast. And I do mean gigantic quantities of shit.

Funny thing I was also doing either oxycontin or industrial amounts of kratom or both of them together pretty much on a daily basis. They usually make me constipated, but holy Taco Bell overpowers them.
 
My mum used to have a poster of the bristol chart on the wall (she's a nurse, it's not that odd honest) lol. In any given day I will have at least 5 different types. If I take large amounts of codeine though it's all about the number 1s. According to American Dad, a number 4 is where you hold hands with someone and take a shit together, so that chart must be wrong?
 
39 posters happily share the details of their bowel movements with total strangers. Only drug users and old men are so forthcoming. But who's interested, and why, that's the question?
 
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