Storytime!!!!!!!! Getting caught.
Hey everyone, just thought I'd start a little thread about the times you got caught.
Here's my story:
So there I was, sitting at a table with a bunch of fucking randoms, my mum, my grandma, and my school headmaster, these randoms are like, the top guys on the school board of trustees, and these cunts have made me go this meeting instead of just expelling me. Yeah. I stole a laptop. And the meeting was so they could decide if I could stay at the school or not. Obviously they weren't going to let me, this was a rich private Anglican school.
So anyway, the end of this meeting comes around, they expel me from high school after I'd just turned 15, My mate who was also expelled (he was involved, we both stole it) was 16.
We get back home. My mum searches my whole room. Finds alcohol, lighters and shit, but I don't have any bongs or weed or any of that shit. She is still convinced I stole the laptop (Macbook Pro) so that I could pay for a serious drug habit or some shit. After that, she makes me give her my Facebook and Email passwords.
She reads my messages, finds out about me and my mate also wagging classes, smoking weed and cigarettes, drinking, egging houses, door knocking with smoke bombs, sneaking out at night and breaking into cars. Just the usual shit we used to do.
Anyway, after she finds out this shit, I'm sitting in my room and the cops turn up. I'm like WTF the school decided not to get the cops involved. But no. My mum had to call them of course, just like she called the cops on my real dad. Anyway, these pigs are now talking to me about what I need the money for and I tell them I didn't know, I just took it because it seemed like an easy way to get free money.
They start asking me about drugs, I tell them I have smoked 1 joint and 3 cigarettes. Anyway, eventually they fuck off without pressing charges or w/e and my mum is pissed as hell.
16th birthday soon Woooooooooooooooo i'll be legal.
Anyway, Share away guys, how did you guys get caught, or how did you have a close call but get away with it?