Painful one, I require your assistance. I have been at the local essential aroma shop for hours and hours lately, bringing my journal, my encyclopedia of oils, and studying them and buying several of them so that I now have a rather large collection.
Anyways, I got talking with probably the most attractive chick there who I thought had no interest in me but she does. She is as tall as me so... I thought she was taller and didn't want to approach her haha but I am in fact about an inch taller.
Anyways, I asked her to try my antidepressant combo from last night of roman chamomile and bergamot (both contain beta-pinene, natural antidepressant) and she commented a bunch of super chill and intriguing notes to me about it. She was definitely loving it - so anyways, she was telling me she loves to use black pepper oil for it's anxiolytic action. I went out and bought her the last one in the store I could find and had to reserve it tonight. Her test for me, is to find out a way for it to not smell horrible for her diffuser. It is extremely sharp smelling and is even burning my skin as I didn't dilute it.
My question is... say you were cooking with way too much black pepper, what could you use to balance it out? It just has to be not sharp and harsh, and smell nice but have a base of black pepper oil. Particularly calming things would be good. I feel like I am trying to make a love potion here to win her heart LOL, please help me out if you can! I want to bring it by tomorrow if she's in... otherwise any other day this week cause I'm crazy about that store. I have tons of essential oils so if you know any of the common ones I probably have them around. This is tough... like how the hell do you balance out black pepper concentrate? It's bad enough when you grind it up, the scent is insane. A drop has my skin on fire, I see what she means. This is going to take me all night seriously but it has to be just right. I could end up making friends with her, exchanging contact info, possibly striking up a romance or even just she might be good at art (I can't draw for shit, and I need someone to make me cool business cards to hand out)... or I might just end up helping her out for nothing in return and that would be really cool too, maybe get some good feedback so that I can improve on it.
One gets started with nothing by doing stuff like this. I met two other ladies at the mall in another shop - one wants something for migraines (and will print me banners, posters, and business cards in return), the other for something balanced that is relaxing but not overly sedating, with a subtle sweet aroma that isn't too floral and offered me $10 and to chill after her shift at the shop to try it out. I want the very tall vixen though. I can tell she likes me... I just gotta get the intoxicating aroma just right for her...
So how the fuck do I balance out black pepper with other essential oils? If you help me with and I get laid out of this then you got a job at my future shop LOL.
I have two jobs now that I love doing, and don't even feel like work. They are just keeping me busy... I have really bad friends, they treat me like shit and I will do anything for them. My friend completely freaked out at me because I left his place smelling like lemongrass the other day, or as he put it, catpiss. I woke up to an essay of text messages from him insulting me in every possible way he could think of because of a fucking smell of lemongrass when he asked me to bring some oils over. Yeah... I have really bad friends.... they treat me like shit and I will do anything for them. For instance, my friend was crashing from a 3 day coke and Mdma binge and got cheated again over his girlfriend with one of his "friends" yet again - I warned him about this, that it would happen again but he could not let go of her. He was in tears.
I spent an entire day nursing him back to health with everything imaginable I could think of, and he told me to fuck off yesterday when I reminded him he owed me $20. He also told me to fuck off this morning when my other friend sent me that message of atrocity... the most miserable insults and a horrific emotional outburst from someone who is just a chill stoner I hang out with. It was unbelievable and I used a combo of geranium and grapefruit oils, with some dark chocolate and a pu'erh tea to cheer me up.
Please help me make new friends. Particularly highly attractive lady friends. I am so sick of hanging out with friends who I would do anything for and not only getting nothing in return (not that I expect anything) but being treated like shit. My friends all seem to be fucking miserable except for a couple and I need to meet new people in order to stay positive because I can't be detoxing and dealing with other people's bullshit. It is a pleasure for me to help out this beautiful lady regardless, though. I see what she means the smell is so damn sharp.
Anyone else like if you cooked with wayyyyyy too much black pepper how would you balance it out? Sage? Rosemary? Fuckin bergamot? Frankincense like fuck I'm completely lost here. I'm gonna have to get experimenting. I really want to do this for her, just cause I know how bad anxiety is having it myself... and yeah... can't say she isn't really really hot...