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Your most HATED (Worthless/Waste of time) Movies (merged)

Originally posted by Butterfly_096:
Yeah but I was not aware of this fact till I put in the dvd with all the special features. I just think they could of picked a better scene to end the first one.
how would you have chosen to end it?
alasdair
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^^^To further add to the discussion....isn't the ending scene obviously NOT the end of the movie? I was also unaware that there were 2 more movies but after the ending of the first it was quite clear, IMO. ;)
 
Originally posted by Butterfly_096:
Endings can destory an entire movie...
Speaking of bad endings.........
I think the ending of Communion totally ruined the entire movie for me.
Also, the remake of House on Haunted Hill has much improved and better ending on the DVD as an alternate. The original ending for the movie made the rest of the movie look corny!
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^^^^
yeah i enjoyed House on Haunted Hill
and i also loved Dogma!!
13 ghosts is the worst movie in the entire world.....next to the Postman....gawd that movie made me want to go hang myself!
 
Originally posted by cydonorb:
...calling "Benji" a bukake movie (props to anyone who gets the "bukake" reference).
eeeeew
thats gross haha
bukake on benji...ick
worthless movies
i don't think anyone has said maniquine (sp i know)
i also hate all of the breakfast club movies (but i do understand why alot of people love them...)
[ 03 December 2002: Message edited by: PlurredChemistry ]
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oh yeah i forgot "SECRETARY" this is most likely still in the indi theaters. DO NOT GO SEE IT!!!! it is the worst movie ive seen in the past year.
//to all of you who have seen it.....did you like it?? because apparently its semi-respected on the indi film circuit.
 
^^^ im backing her up with secretary.
I never saw the movie... it had Arnold Schwartz-icantspellthis-anager in it and he was pregant.. doubt it oculd get any worse.
ALthough all other movie rolls of his were absolutly brilant, i must say was a little upset with Hulk Hogan's preformace in The Nanny (i think thats what its called)
Mr. Wrong (ellen degeneres) takes the cake in the all time shittiest movies of all time.
 
man..i just watched MIB2 last night & it sucked ass. nothing of what i expected...they put way too much cheasy comedy in it and it was just fregin stupid. i give no stars & a kick in the ass.
 
^^
backin up the love relationship i got for super troopers & dude wheres my car.
there some movies that are fuckin awesome cause ur not supposed ot take em seriously.
as for movies that SUCK ASSHOLE...
anything with kevin costner after Robin Hood, mostly all movies Travoltaz in, and any of the crap movies Jean Claude Van Dammne-i-cant-act comes out in.
SOUL SURVIVORS~!! I FUCKIN HATED THAT MOVIE WITH A PASSION,it rotten your brain sitting through it .
 
Jeezus, if you think all of those movies we're bad try EVEN finding these.... Except in the collections of seriously sick and twisted (like me) movie collectors.
My top all time worsts are:
5.) The Climb (1 hour 45 minutes of padding scenes and 15 minutes of plot)
4.) My Enterprise (One guy wrote directed and starred in but it had a cast of thousands)
3.) Manos Hands of Fate (Poor Joel)
2.) Laser Blaster (A sequel)
1.) Laser Blast (When it came out in ONE theatre the ticket guys started handing out Razor blades. It's 2 1/2 hours of "It's got to get better." The razor blades we're the only escape.)
And an honorable mention goes to:
Titanic: 3 hours of movie, 1/2 hour of a mooney plot. 2 1/2 hours of the ship sinking. WTF?
 
I was really disapointed in Eight Mile. I am an Eminem fan, so I was looking forward to it and just thought the plot was awful.....
 
Originally posted by Tech Kinetics:

Get Shorty - This one is a pure dud. It has an all star cast though(How odd).
Halloween
Priscilla Queen of the Desert - I'm not into queer movies so watching commercialized male porno makes me want to vomit!!
The Fear(Not to be confused with FEAR)
---REMAKES NOT WORTH SEEING---
Pirahna
The Shining
Psycho
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The originals were 40 times better than these remakes!
Any Dramatic Jim Carrey Movie - It's a damn shame that his good talent is put to waste.
Jesus christ, what kind of movies DO you like?
1) Get Shorty was based on an Elmore Leonard novel. Elmore Leonard is a GOD when it comes to crime fiction.
2) Halloween may be a "cheesy horror flick" by today's standards, but it was a groundbreaking film in it's day.
3) Priscilla Queen of the Dessert was not male porno. It was a great movie with three actors who all went on to play major ass-kicking roles in future movies. Guy Pearce starred in LA Confidential, Hugo Weaving is Agt. Smith in the Matrix movies and Terrance Stamp was a total hard-ass in The Limey.
4) You say "THE fear", not to be confused with "Fear"... because Mark Whalburg's "Fear" was SUCH a GREAT movie, it would be a SHAME to get them confused.
5) There was no remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. None. There have been a few sequels, in which some of today's hottest actors got their starts. Veigo Mortensen (Stryder in Lord of the Rings) was in Part 3, Matthew McConehey (or however it's spelled) & Rene Zelwigger were both in part 4.
Otherwise, you brough up some valid points.
Adios,
Steve
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^^^ TV remake just like they did with Carrie recently.
i can't really think of any movies off hand because up until recently i would only watch movies i new would be good, but that end of the world movie with Arnold Swart...whatever put me to sleep. End of Days i think it was
Also some movie my GF rented called Aiversery Party with Parker Posie, who i am a fan of. We only watched about 20 min of till i took it out of the dvd player and cursed it as "the most worthless piece of shit movie ever"
As for Super Troopers, after seeing that for a week strait the wasn't a day when a friend wouldn't get a bar of soap in their drink......."AAAAhhhh i got you good you fucker"
 
oh ok, I don't think I've ever liked a TV remake of anything. Carrie being one of the worst.
 
Originally posted by Lingo:

Jesus christ, what kind of movies DO you like?
1) Get Shorty was based on an Elmore Leonard novel. Elmore Leonard is a GOD when it comes to crime fiction.
2) Halloween may be a "cheesy horror flick" by today's standards, but it was a groundbreaking film in it's day.
3) Priscilla Queen of the Dessert was not male porno. It was a great movie with three actors who all went on to play major ass-kicking roles in future movies. Guy Pearce starred in LA Confidential, Hugo Weaving is Agt. Smith in the Matrix movies and Terrance Stamp was a total hard-ass in The Limey.
4) You say "THE fear", not to be confused with "Fear"... because Mark Whalburg's "Fear" was SUCH a GREAT movie, it would be a SHAME to get them confused.
5) There was no remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. None. There have been a few sequels, in which some of today's hottest actors got their starts. Veigo Mortensen (Stryder in Lord of the Rings) was in Part 3, Matthew McConehey (or however it's spelled) & Rene Zelwigger were both in part 4.
Otherwise, you brough up some valid points.
Adios,
Steve
1. If you like crime movies you should stick with movies like Goodfellas, Mobsters, Casino, Godfather trilogy, Carlito's Way......Movies that have Real crime not silly acting.
2. Halloween was still boring and cheesy!
The Friday the 13th series totally blows away all the competition for that time.
3. Forgive me for looking down at the movie, I never actually noticed that those famous actors were in that movie considering the fact that they were covered in heavy makeup.
4. Yes, I actually enjoyed FEAR with Mark Wahlberg, it was very similiar to a true story that happened in my town.
5. Stryder?? What did he look like and what was his race in LOTR???
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Originally posted by Tech Kinetics:

3. Forgive me for looking down at the movie, I never actually noticed that those famous actors were in that movie considering the fact that they were covered in heavy makeup???
Thats not the point & you know it. You referred to a PG-13 movie that has no sex, not even a kissing scene, as "male porno" simply because the film had three characters who are gay. This means that either
a) You saw a completely different film & have confused the title or
b) You doth protest too much--meaning anyone who sees an innocent & innocuos light comedy like "Pricilla" & refers to it as "male porn" obviously has feelings that they are afraid of.
Either way a website that promotes PLUR is no place for homophobia. Whats next--are you going to refer to "Do The Right Thing" as a movie about them dammed coloreds?
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