YOU ARE MrGEEZER.
You are charming, sophisticated, witty and incredibly good looking. Everyone loves you, and has a good word for you. If there were a queue of people just waiting to buy you a guiness, it would stretch from here to timbuktoo. You are always saving the world from evil-doers, and women fall at your feet as they see your good deeds. You drive a ferrari 355, have a huge wodge of cash, but are modest about it. You probably have a 14" cock.
Alright alright.. So I'm masheadatronic too......