The Babadook
horror movies in general are terrible -- the few that are worthwhile skirt the genre -- so after a couple of years of hearing this one was truly scary i wanted to see if it defied the odds. it doesn't. more stamped out garbage targeting teenagers who go to the movies at the mall. only it lacks jump scares, which often do get me, so it's even worse. i would have never guessed it was popular among fans of the genre. it has this drawn out ending that seemed like it was setting up for something creepy, but instead it spends more time making no sense.
Sixteen Candles
surprisingly bad and fucked up. all the characters are annoying, horrible people. at one point a jock trades his passed out girlfriend to a nerd for the scoop on another girl, and the nerd takes her to his friend's house for photos before driving her to a parking lot where they both wake up the next day not knowing what happened -- presented as charming, silly humor.
The Fundamentals of Caring
cheesy and bland even for feel-good porn.