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Social What were the first words you or partner said after losing your virginity?

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"The way my Aunt talks about it you would think it would be better..."
 
"is this the right position";
"errrr... yeah?"*strange look*

HAHAHAH oh man....ouch thats a painful memory... urgh... *hits himself*...jeez that was an awkward moment..
 
First attempt (couldnt call it nething else) he was shaggin my thigh! didnt have the heart to tell him-poor chicken!
second attempt-lasted about 2 hours-ish and no talking-just kissing and cuddling! not ground breaking but well-nice!
 
Her: You've done this before haven't you.....

Me: Hahahahahahahaha
 
I cant remember what he said it was about 10 years ago but I remeber he went to work at macdonalds straight after
 
Me: I think I just came...(Think?! Of course I knew I just came, I just didn't want to admit it because it happened so early)

Her: Are you serious? Already?!

One of the worst things a girl can say to a guy on his first time. Since then it's gotten a lot better, I can go for 20 seconds instead of 10;) Practice makes perfect!
 
i said "wow" followed promptly by "i'm glad it was with you" followed promptly by "let's do that again" ... fond memories of when i turned into a sexmonster- good thing i've got my appetite under control somewhat now.
 
Him: "Are you ok?"
Me: "Wow. We should do that again."

Of course, he ended up ignoring me the rest of the night and I didn't see him until several months later.
 
ME = Looking all gooey, and dreamy..."Wow. Yum! We *have* to do that again sometime soon."

HiM = Staring into my eyes..."You really are just so amazing. I love you so much."
* * *
It was all rather touching really. :D
 
Me: Can you take me home?

Him: Yeah sure



Me: (Later to my friend) YEP! I'm definately a LESBIAN =D

As for my first time with a chick.

Her: What time is it?
Me: Want some breakfast? Scramby eggs?
 
Him: If I'd known you were a virgin I would have taken more time...
Her: If I'd known you were in such a hurry I wouldn't have worn panty-hose (tights).

Actually, it was:
Wow, that was amazing. Hey these are stinging nettles!
 
*us fucked up on xtc*
me *looses boner*
her - alright your done
me - ya shit we gotta go and that was great.
 
it went a lil something like this:

me: are you ok?
her: yea it kinda of hurts down there.
me: damn its a lot of blood down there also.
her: did you pee on me?
me: no its just cum.
her: oh okay, well can you wipe it off.

i would never 4get that night even though it wasnt my first time.
 
Us: *moaning*
Television: *DVD credits quit rolling. goes back to main menu and theme music*
Me: Uh, can you get that?
Him: Where's the remote?
Me: I dunno.
Him: I dunno either.
Me: Well look here mister, one of us has to get up and turn the tv off and it sure as hell isn't gonna be me.
Him: Why does it have to be me?
Me: Because you're on top jackass.
Him: Oh, okay.
 
I said to my boyfriend ,now husband.."are you sure this was your first time?"

He amazed the hell out of me,,,,
I'm a lucky girl:D

ahhhhhhh,I need a smoke now.


Tee hee =D
Patty
 
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