There isn’t enough chlorine in the world that could get me into a lazy river with a toddler in a big soggy wet dirty diaper while the parent dips the kid in and out of the pool. That happens constantly at water parks. Over chlorinated water drys you skin real bad and irritates your eyes like nobodies business.
But I think 5-7 grams shrooms should give you a good experience though. I’d be freaking out tripping at one of those places constantly fixating on the yucky yucky people that are basically bathing in recycled slimy water.
To each their own. I’d probably do it, just to confront my phobias and add my funk to the filth. A hit or hit and a half of blotter acid wouldn’t be too bad either. It just lasts about 10-15 hours, so shrooms seems like better choice, because it’s not as big a commitment as LSD would be.