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What Really Turns You Off?

MyFinalRest said:
There's probably lots to list, but I'll try.

1. lazy, skanky, junkie types
2. Overconfidence and also total lack of it.
3. Girls who let their dogs shit in their house and don't clean it up.
4. Girls who stay up all night and sleep all day.
5. Bartenders
6. Tattoos.
7. Excessive Piercings.
8. BDSM
9. Girls who demand too much planning or expect too much spontenaity.
10. Inability to ever be serious in real life (internet doesn't count)
11. Giddy, Screaming, Jump up and down hyperactive types.
12. Lack of sexual openness
13. Too much sexual openness
14. Poop Sex
15. Meth
16. Alcoholism
17. Lack of bathing, dirty clothes, dirty house
18. Facebook/Twitter and lots of texting
19. Short hair
20. Inability to watch TV or movies that they don't choose.
21. Won't let me indulge fully (except anal) in her naked body/not physical enough/ no sexual appetite or passion.
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I want a giddy, screaming, meth-smoking, bar-tending skank to jump up and down and shit all over my bed, and then I want her dog to shit all over my bed, and then I want us to stay up all night tweeting about it until the sun comes up and it's time for us to go to sleep
 
Girls that cry a lot when they're drunk - this is a mega deal breaker cause I get drunk every other day and if you're my girlfriend you're getting drunk with me.

Girls that think drug use is the end of the world - another deal breaker. I'm fine if you don't like drugs personally but if you're here trying to tell me to go to rehab and shit and that I'm throwing my life away I'll throw you away. Literally.

When you're sitting in a car with your girlfriend and the stupid radio is on and it's like that top-40 pop shit, and she's just singing. And singing. And singing. And she doesn't stop. It's even worse when she has a bad singing voice.

When girls want to watch little kids movies with me. Like I'm 20 fucking years old I don't want to watch Disney movies any more!!!

BUCK CHINS! - I'm not attracted to chins but if you have a dent in the middle of yours... get out of my face!

LAZY EYES AARGHHHH KILL IT WITH FIRE

Girls that are completely useless in bed. Like my current girlfriend is so bad in bed that if we hadn't been dating for almost two years I would have broken up with her over it. She literally just lies down and expects me to do everything, fuck that shit yo.

Junkies... ugh. No offense to any dope addicts or anything but I'm not interested in a girl that's interested in dope more than me.
 
Warped Reality said:
Girls that are completely useless in bed. Like my current girlfriend is so bad in bed that if we hadn't been dating for almost two years I would have broken up with her over it. She literally just lies down and expects me to do everything, fuck that shit yo.
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My first gf just laid there and took it, its what i imagine fucking a corpse would be like.
 
- Ginomous dark permanent merkins
- Biker chick-ness
- Divas, princesses and queens
- Been suntanning too many years look, normally seen in FL or CA.
- Skankiness
- Meth/Junky/missing tooth etc
- Drama Queens
- Ones who writes and reads me loooooong serious sounding poems whenever they are pissed off at me for something I did.
- Smelly breathe/ not bathing often
- The ones who say, "Is my vagina too big?"
- Ones who always gets too fcuking drunk and slurs.
- The ones who passes out or falls frequently and always causes scenes everywhere we go.
- Ones who can't carry conversations for various reasons.
- Ones who blames me for their weight gain: They say because what I'd normally order at restaurants enticed them to also eat bad fatty stuff.
- Ones who still say, fill your own hated sayings (I forget what it was but was something very passé - Edit: Oh, I just remembered the saying: "I resemble that remark"), and thinks it's funny as hell.
- Ones with only outer half of long fake eyelashes.
- Ones with real horsy voices.
- Ones who will not give me B-job, ever.
- Ones who dresses like nudie bar dancers all the time and thinks guys are looking at them because they think she looks like some super model.

Geeeesh, I have a whole lot more but that's all I can think of at the moment... darn. =D
 
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Dicks that are too small/are not cut

Guys that will let me crack on 'em all the time without putting me in check (so, weak men)

Men that decide they do not like my drug use (you knew what I was when you got with me, I NEVER hide how I do)
...so, men that don't do drugs (either you are my kind or you are not)

Men that want oral sex but don't want to return the favor.

Men that will not bring me fast food should they happen to be running errands anyway.

Men that talk about fucking all of these "hoes and bitches" - what do ya think that makes you? Plus, if those types weren't around some dudes would NEVER get laid.

Men/women that think because I get high I am a "dope whore" and will take dope for sex.

Men/women that shove their tongue down your throat without any foreplay kissing.

Men/women that do not know what foreplay is/or don't care, apparently.

Men/women that get pissy because I can eat cereal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. So what? I'm still a rock star...lol

Men/women that cut the cheese during sexy time is "out." The bible says there is a time and a place for everything, and I am quite sure what God meant was expelling gas during intimate time is unacceptable.

Men/women that cut the cheese during sexy time then tell me they could not help it.

Men/women that cut the cheese during sexy time and then lie and say that they could not help it.
 
- Oh, women who doesn't do drugs; none that I had relations with did any drugs and that gets boring + I'd have to hide my drug usage too and that sucks; "Why are you so stuffed, again?"
 
LilbabiC said:
Men who count while fucking!

I had an ex who would count (out loud) how many times he pumped in and out during sex. He was such a sweet man and we had alot in common. I finally couldn't take it anymore when he asked me to count with him so I dumped him. Such a turn off.
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LOL!!! Can't say I've come across this at all.
 
xstayfadedx said:
-if a guy is obsessed with feet, I mean they gross me out, so if you're all over them its not really turning me on.
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Why do so many people have a problem with feet? I don't have a foot fetish or anything, but how do you deal with life if you can't handle feet?

I hate the soles of people's shoes very much because god knows what they have been stepping in, but feet are just feet. As long you clip your toenails and they don't stink, what's the big deal? Have you ever had a foot massage? When someone massages the nerve receptors on your feet, it's incredible. It's definitely more comfortable and cleaner than sticking a fake plastic dong up your butt.

reflexology-foot-chart.jpg

Stop your repressive foot hang-ups and learn to enjoy the pleasure and health benefits of rubbing ^, instead of exploring this: (see nsfw window below)

/nsfw: ages 18 & up
 
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Well, thanks, but I really didn't need to see that...


Btw, where do I rub for sex organ stimulation??
 
What really turns me off:
1. Having him put gentle downward pressure on the back of my head to hint that he wants his dick sucked but it's still really early (like we just left the house) or it's later but none of my needs have occurred to him. I think dick is delish but if it's attached to a man who thinks the whole reason we are spending time together is so that he can skull fuck me, then THAT dick isn't all that delish.

2. Wanna-be porn star dudes that are hung like beasts, strong and muscular but don't know their own strength and bruise me while we're fucking.

3. Drunk dudes. One guy I knew had alcohol sweat, that's how much he drank. Drunk men turn me off and blow out the pilot light too.

4. Conceited guys who are probably just really insecure but they end up bragging about all their accomplishments the first four hours you are in their company.

5. Men who don't love music. Music has become more and more important to me over the span of my life. If a man doesn't like my favorites, that's not a deal breaker. If the man doesn't have music, cd's, a clock radio... I can't relate to a person who doesn't want music all the time

6. I am turned off by men with short hair. No long hair, no beard, no interest.

7. Men in general, 24/7, is too much for me. I realized too late in life that I am more of a "one and done" kind of sexual consumer. If I have to go through a period of being single during my final years, I will want to join a commune and make tie die clothes, eat what we harvest, laugh long and often,and perhaps find a one and done here and there but I would love to have my own bedroom and my own private time.
 
You must have missed the part about my age. Don't worry, there are lots of young ladies who will dig on your long hair.
 
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