-Lacking a decent education, both the formal and informal aspects of it.
-Constant Vanilla sex, come on! I cut people open and stick my arms up to my elbows in people's viscera, it's not so much to ask you place my bathed, buffed, toe in your mouth or let me hit ya on the arse a few times.
-Bad fingernails. Not metrosexual like, just filed smooth, clean and not filled with gung underneath please.
-A lack, of, well, SWAG, carry yourself with some god damned bloody pride mate! I want 'fuckyea.jpg' guy not 'o.k.'.jpg guy.
-Faked passion.
-Lack of passion.