I believe I am a jack of many trades, and do just good enough to not get shit canned (except for once, from goddamn Safeway at that, which was bullshit).
I can install your home cable & internet, service your home security systems, manage a restaurant, weed/plant/garden, oriental rug cleaning services and delivery, driving all over hells half acre to deliver whatever tf y'all fatties finna munch on, build the required infrastructure and install the fiber/copper cabling needed to maintain the internet superhighways in data centers (you're welcome btw), as well as wire office buildings and furnitures. Goddamn I've even wired an entire metro station, have even had to pull cable through a CVS during business hours downtown (annoying).
I am quite adept at strings, both rhythm/bass and lead/melody's, and writing lyrics. Just suck at producing and have yet to find the Lennon to my McCartney. I wish I could say this was my trade, as it is my dream, either that or acting, but I'm stuck in reality.
Have been known to have a pretty potent right hook, and I have also managed to perfect the exact angle and placement needed to make the ladies scream expletives.
I'd like to think if I wasn't born a penniless orphan with no material resources I could probably be pretty damn successful, but it's probably partially due to my own laziness and spastic mental state.
I'm honestly probably forgetting some I've had so many fucking jobs.