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What Are You Drinking? V2. Frosty Jacks - For The Discerning Pisshead

Thats one weird thought...and its a no from me. The idea has never entered my brain. Gross.
 
I doubt said ' Degenerate elixir " contains enough alcohol by volume to ever forget the shame of crouching head first into a puddle outside aldi with one of the party straws
 
SquidInSunglasses said:
See the trick is you have to IV it.
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Not entirely true, IV gives that lovely rush of piss, sure, but your blood starts smelling like a urinal pretty soon.
The best way is to force feed the tramp an inhibitor of Alcohol Dehydrogenase and a diuretic: the alcohol will be excreted before metabolism so you get more beer pissed per puddle.
 
Sprout said:
Not entirely true, IV gives that lovely rush of piss, sure, but your blood starts smelling like a urinal pretty soon.
The best way is to force feed the tramp an inhibitor of Alcohol Dehydrogenase and a diuretic: the alcohol will be excreted before metabolism so you get more beer pissed per puddle.
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Even better, if you steal his liver then you get the added bonus cash from selling that as well as nice, piss flavoured booze to drink.
 
i knew the local degenerates would be along shortly to not only encourage me but educate me.

Jah bless
 
Degenerate?
I'll have you know the term is "Junkie Extraordinaire".
 
consumer said:
Whats a Karpackie? A beer?
Having demolished a few beers and a bottle of chardonnay i have moved onto a Spanish tempernillo. Very tasty.
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No, it's not the Asian guy that works down the local hand car wash ;) it's a 9% Polish lager - lovely stuff...



(prepares to be mod slapped for casual racism...)
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
No, it's not the Asian guy that works down the local hand car wash ;) it's a 9% Polish lager - lovely stuff...
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Never had it. My local bottlo has over 1200 different beers from around the world. I will see if they have it.
 
Why on earth did i buy Corona? Fuck its a shit beer. Not sure what i was thinking but i now have a bloody carton of it i have to drink. Note to self - never ever buy this rancid tapwater again.
 
consumer said:
Why on earth did i buy Corona? Fuck its a shit beer. Not sure what i was thinking but i now have a bloody carton of it i have to drink. Note to self - never ever buy this rancid tapwater again.
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Ha, yeah fuck corona. Modelo is alright though, especially the dark. Same brewery, but Corona is shit. Ill drink the fuck out of it if it's all I got though, lol.
 
RDP89 said:
Ha, yeah fuck corona. Modelo is alright though, especially the dark. Same brewery, but Corona is shit. Ill drink the fuck out of it if it's all I got though, lol.
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Oh i am drinking it. The sooner its gone the better.
 
consumer said:
Oh i am drinking it. The sooner its gone the better.
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Rim a glass with a lime wedge, dip in salt then drink the corona - or just salt and lime the bottle. Or, lots of ice - tequila, top up with the corona, add lime.

Tomato juice, vodka, pepper and a sprinkling of chili powder.
 
Being a creature of habit - Tomato juice, vodka, pepper and a sprinkling of chili powder.
 
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