jamesBrown
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Klonopin Horror Story....
OK NO BS Here after reading this story you would realize Its to damn embarrassing to make this shit up. Ok the story goes like this.
I went camping with my family in the middle of BFE Texas. 3 hrs from anywhere "Jesus"!!! First night of camp I could not sleep, was in pain and had forgot all my great pain meds. Well the only meds available to me was baby aspirin & my wife's Klonopin. So I took the Klonopin. It worked and I went to sleep quickly, only to wake up with an extra TENT POLE PITCHED (if you get my drift) however this was not your garden variety excitement erection! I didn't know what the hell was up, and why !!!
Well it was a few hours before the sun came up and it was 25* outside, and 40* inside the tent. Now this was going on 3.5 hrs of a stiffy and it was getting painful! You men know what I mean. The sun was up, so I took Moose out for a walk(my dog, I don't have a name for that yet...lol).I figured at that outdoor temp for sure things would go south,right? NOPE!!! WTF!!! Now I am totally freaking out. For the sake of this story and peoples short attention span, I will move to day 4! STILL NO CHANGE, I laid in my sleeping bag in agony, too embarrassed to tell what happened. I tried ICE, cold compresses, thinking of my ex-wife...all joking aside nothing was working. I finally told my wife, we got on her blackberry which got reception 20 miles away, and it said to try benadril. We also found 10 Soma's. I took 10 of each & passed out as we drove home.
Upon arrival in Houston, we no longer had a problem in Houston...
Fast forward 5 days later and currently to date, I still get erections anywhere from 40-70% of the day without excitement, however without the pain now! This was 6 months ago guys! I called my GP MD about 3 months ago and told the story EXACTLY AS I EXPLAINED IT HERE, and there genius advice was to go to the ER? I was come on guys think outside the box,, that would be the case from hour 3-hour-12 not FRICKING THREE MONTHS LATER U THINK!!!!!!! So now I am just a party trick....LOL All joking aside anyone know a urologist or may understand WTF. My theory is I have permanently prolapsed the vessels that carry that blood, and just have to deal with embarrassing erections...And trust me they have happened, I stay 1 mile from any children,schools,or crowds if I can help it, unless I ware a cup. (no BS)
I'm so sick of hearing from men, "Boy if I only had your problem I would be a stud" Hey fuck you, no you would not be saying that if you had to trade with me....
Enjoy
BubbaMoose
DAMN.....sounds to me like those werent klonopins you took. maybe somehow they were erectile dysfunction pills. They have some now that last for days. Maybe your wife was playing a prank on you. Or maybe somewhow the pills got mixed up. Or maybe the pharmacy fucked up with the pills.
I really cant think of any other reason as to why that would happen.