Oh my god. Seriously, how many people that are up for this have ever participated in one of the candy exchange things here on BL? And if you raise your hand for that question, how many people did you actually receive candy from? And did you flake on sending yours out?
This poor gnome is going to make it to one location, and that'll be it. He'll either get mailed out in a non-bubble wrap envelope and shredded by mail machines, or he'll have one stamp on him and get rejected, or he'll stay in his new pot ridden apartment for the remainder of his existence.
Ya'all can count this jaded bitch out. Keep the thread updated, though; this is gonna be funny :D