I'm glad to see some of you have been reading the brochures I left in the breakroom. ODD, or Oppositional Defiant Disorder, is a real thing, and as intractable and pernicious as it may be, it's better than the alternatives as explanation for some of the "advice" in this "social" thread. Or should I say, anti-social? I've heard your humor is more advanced than the puns and alliteration I used to condescend to you with; for that, consider it unintentional. Let's say, I'm glad there's perhaps some hint of insight within you.
Now, I've never understood the timelines at this place. Certainly is looks bad for those of us drug users (meth counts) who still manage to make the occasional appointment, if our own staff can't get off their asses and clean up their own fora. But we do have, someday, Keif joining us here with unlimited (in time and detail) mod-powers, and I think it would be wise to at least avoid having the place look like its sole inhabitants are druggies running out the clock on squatter's rights, so familiar a sight though it may be.
For my part, I'm going through the last of my stash as fast as I can, to greet the new order sober, and devoid of the ability to feel any pleasure or creativity. There will be no more poop jokes or references to masturbation. I was only trying to appeal to your more vulgar tastes anyway. Meth is cheap here in Meth Capital #289,493, so I still have a major dent to put in this 2 stone rock, but at my pace, it is no fun, all production, some minor police chases. At least I cannot feel the tasers.
I would assist you in scrubbing this front page, or at least shout out the spots you will inevitably miss without my guidance, but, hard as it may be for those of you preoccupied by shiny metal bits and wax in the garage you occupy during inclement weather, there is a darker threat lurking here in the forum, that only my specially-honed tweaktective skills have apparently alerted to. Yes, it may be a stereotype of those in my profession, but there is indeed a conspiracy drawing its subtle machinations against us, against the forum.
I've fairly certain I've identified one of the major parties, mainly, the one leaving lurid threats in monosyllabic monkey grunts in my inbox. But every henchman, every minion, has his mistress, and I have completed only three runs through the entire site post history so far. Much is still to be done; plenty of time to spray for trolls. Or napalm. And even JA has time to fix the stoichiometry of his felony WMD construction plans above.
Ok, gentlemen, get to it.