5 golf 'guys' that annoy me the most
-needing to know yardage of every shot, even within 30 yards
if you're not experienced enough to select a club based on gut instinct, the yardage isn't really relevant
i usually only look for yardage sprinklers in 190-220 range, cause i've got 3 club options and god damn i want to stick this on from 200 out
- practice swings, specially anything more than one, these pussies have no confidence in their swing, besides first tee and swings under 90%, blasting away perfectly fine fairway grass needs to stop, that and watching these private swings is worse than waiting for church to end
-can't grasp ready golf, if you're by your ball, the coast is clear and your playing partners clearly are not ready, blast away
parking carts in the worst fucking spots, never getting ass out of cart until it's their turn....if there's distance between me and my partner, one of us is GTFO and walk to their ball with their iron, wedge and putter, cya on the green
- unable to express any kind of joy after a good shot/hole, guess that's our societal fear of talking about themselves, by choice or circumstance
if you just got up in down from 170, i get acting like you've been there before, but give me a 'fuck yeah', 'feels good man', or tell me you're going bogey free from 16-18....weird considering how common temper tantrums are, fuck those people too i took a 14 on a hole earlier this year and laughed my ass off, pared next two
-when i'm out solo and catch up to a group who appears to have hole to themselves, doesn't offer to let play through, with no explanation or at least give me any kind of explanation to why
i want to introduce some kind of flag or noise that alerts group ahead that you wish to play through
boggles me how unaware guys are that they're a hold up, or maybe they're just assholes who are just 'having a good time', easy buster, your vision's awfully common
i want to teach people how to golf faster without feeling hurried, i'll volunteer if i gotta
sick of all these so called resort courses with weak ass starters/rangers
give me a fucking sheriff with some balls and direction
or use GPS to recognize inconsistent patterns, install little intercom and lazy fucker won't even have to get up