F.U.B.A.R.
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Pah! Food's fer fuckin poofs luv! We like drugs and booze on this site (when we can bloody get them...)
But just this once I will post a munchtastic 'recipe' that will have you creaming your titties off big stylee.
Place 2 chocolate pop tarts in the toaster until warm and soft (but not crispy).
Break pop tarts into small pieces and add to a fuckin generous bowel full of Walls Cream of Cornish ice cream.
Whip into a homogeneous mixture.
The heat of the pop tarts melts the ice cream enough to prevent brain freeze, but the ice cream cools the pop tarts down enough to prevent loss of roof of mouth.
It truly is a total wanktastic monumental munchfest of epic proportions.
Just try it...
But just this once I will post a munchtastic 'recipe' that will have you creaming your titties off big stylee.
Place 2 chocolate pop tarts in the toaster until warm and soft (but not crispy).
Break pop tarts into small pieces and add to a fuckin generous bowel full of Walls Cream of Cornish ice cream.
Whip into a homogeneous mixture.
The heat of the pop tarts melts the ice cream enough to prevent brain freeze, but the ice cream cools the pop tarts down enough to prevent loss of roof of mouth.
It truly is a total wanktastic monumental munchfest of epic proportions.
Just try it...