Licking your pockets. Lol
Reminds me of a time when i was in a club 20+ years ago.
I went to the jacks and was asked if i wanted a free yoke, i was eh, i wont say no. He points to a pill floating in piss in the urinal and says help yerself.
I says fuck that, well see does the next cunt through the door want it. Sure enough the next lad flying off his head scooped it out and rinsed it under the tap and ate it...Me and yer man were in stitches but yer man that took it didnt give a fuck, mad cunt...