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What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?





The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
 
What's the difference between kinky and perverted?




Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriends ass with a feather.
Perverted is when you use the whole chicken!
 
I dont understand all these Mexican and Black jokes




Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal
 
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How do you manage if you're choking for a piss at a Creedence Clearwater Revival gig?

There's a bathroom on the right .....
 
A man walks into a pet shop and says
"can I buy a bee please"

Shopkeeper says
"We don't sell them in here"

Man says
"We'll there's one in the window"
 
What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the bat mobile?






"Robin get in the bat mobile"
 
The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza restaurant and asked.........







Can you make me one with everything.
 
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?





You can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish!
 
If I have ten cookies and someone takes away five cookies, what will they have?


A broken face
 
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