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Nodding off at inappropriate times

I set my memory foam matress on fire once by dropping cigs on the nod..lost my heroin AND my house. :(
 
I used to work in a casino and was responsible for about $100,000USD in the bank in front of me. I was nodding while dealing to the players. It got to the point where I had to call my supervisor over to relieve me before my face fell right into the chips.
 
Does anyone else nod off on the toilet a lot? Like, in your own bathroom but you wake up and wonder how long you've been in the bathroom...?
 
Got court ordered NA meetings.
Nodded on morphine and methadone practically every meeting.
Threw up a couple times too. I was so obvious, but hey they signed my card.
 
Rabidrabbit said:
Does anyone else nod off on the toilet a lot? Like, in your own bathroom but you wake up and wonder how long you've been in the bathroom...?
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LOL, i only nod off for a couple minutes though, i know that for sure, or else my feet would have been dead asleep! hahha.
 
It wasn't really a hard nod but it was because of opiates... I totally drooled standing up when I was at work ha.
I was standing in one place doing something and was looking down in order to complete my task...I got wayyyy to relaxed haha and a big peice of saliva just fell out of my mouth then I looked around really quick to see if anyone saw it. No one did luckily.
 
Ms.Martini said:
LOL, i only nod off for a couple minutes though, i know that for sure, or else my feet would have been dead asleep! hahha.
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The last time I did it, I nodded off for God knows how long... my brother was knocking on the door I think, because he had to use to bathroom so I snapped out of it.

I just don't wanna go out like the King on his Throne, haha, I love Elvis Presley though. :D
 
Rabidrabbit said:
Does anyone else nod off on the toilet a lot? Like, in your own bathroom but you wake up and wonder how long you've been in the bathroom...?
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Hah, I mentioned this too in a post I made here a while ago and yes, it has happened to me alot at home, but when I was at work I used to nod off on the toilet too, and then snap out of it because someone came in. The longest time I got paid for nodding and taking a dump was 32 minutes. Lol. I had to tell them I had diarrhea or things would've looked bad. They immediately offered me an immodium which I couldn't refuse after telling them I had bad diarrhea.. Even more constipation, damn I felt like I was shitting bricks the next time I had to go. (Going to the toilet was really the only time I could sit down during work, so it was hard not nodding off when I could finally sit down for a while.)
 
PillToChill said:
Hah, I mentioned this too in a post I made here a while ago and yes, it has happened to me alot at home, but when I was at work I used to nod off on the toilet too, and then snap out of it because someone came in. The longest time I got paid for nodding and taking a dump was 32 minutes. Lol. I had to tell them I had diarrhea or things would've looked bad. They immediately offered me an immodium which I couldn't refuse after telling them I had bad diarrhea.. Even more constipation, damn I felt like I was shitting bricks the next time I had to go. (Going to the toilet was really the only time I could sit down during work, so it was hard not nodding off when I could finally sit down for a while.)
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That's awesome! Getting paid to nod <3 I would have accepted the Immodium but definitely not swallowed it, haha... 8(
 
It was a tab that melted the moment it touches your tongue unfortunately. So yeah, karma I guess, for slacking at work. :D
 
How about...... My dad is a retired cop. Got me a job at one of his cop buddies businesses. It was a fairly large company, 300ish employees. Plenty of ex cops working there as well. I had a job where I sat at my desk, typed shit up. didnt have to talk to no one.... Couple times I'd been up 2/3 nights go to work, start nodding off at my desk. The funniest time tho... Well, it was a privately humorous occurrence..... I'm sitting at my desk typing up a report. I'm like, nodding out like with my eyes open like typing still.... like dreaming/hallucinating whilst typing up this report. I come to like a couple minutes later. What I was supposed to type was about someone knocking on the door and no one answered blah blah blah. what I ACTUALLY typed was "knocked. there was no answer. Well, i guess they didn't want to party." LOL Speaking of this like "awake nodding off," that's like new to me, has that happened to y'all????
 
I was once sitting in a car, in a garage. I started to nod off and then I wondered why I can't go forward. So I ask guys "What's wrong?" and I hear "you didn't start the engine". The other time I remember I injected some heroin in Warsaw. I have no idea how I got to the place where buses leave from, anyway I did get home. The stuff was so strong that even in the evening I was falling asleep. I fell down my chair and I made so much noise, my mum came from the other room. Well, actually that was the start of the end of my hardcore opioid ride. Shortly after I didn't really shoot up just for euphoria, I shot up to live day by day...

Funny times but I can imagine how pathetic I must have looked.
 
Rabidrabbit said:
Does anyone else nod off on the toilet a lot? Like, in your own bathroom but you wake up and wonder how long you've been in the bathroom...?
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A good mate of mine loves to have a toot in his bathroom so the GF doesn't know. Of course, the fact he ends up spending about a half hour in there kinda gives it away ;)
 
MethedUp said:
How about...... My dad is a retired cop. Got me a job at one of his cop buddies businesses. It was a fairly large company, 300ish employees. Plenty of ex cops working there as well. I had a job where I sat at my desk, typed shit up. didnt have to talk to no one.... Couple times I'd been up 2/3 nights go to work, start nodding off at my desk. The funniest time tho... Well, it was a privately humorous occurrence..... I'm sitting at my desk typing up a report. I'm like, nodding out like with my eyes open like typing still.... like dreaming/hallucinating whilst typing up this report. I come to like a couple minutes later. What I was supposed to type was about someone knocking on the door and no one answered blah blah blah. what I ACTUALLY typed was "knocked. there was no answer. Well, i guess they didn't want to party." LOL Speaking of this like "awake nodding off," that's like new to me, has that happened to y'all????
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Nodding isn't the same as falling asleep, it's a dream-like state, but not the same as actually sleeping.
So basically when you're nodding off you're always awake. But I get what you mean because it's a completely different type of "being awake'.

Never happened to me that I found out I had done something strange (or anything at all) when I snapped out of a nod.
Unless you concider making a cig. burn hole in your pants, matrass, sheets, couch, ... something strange. :D

Funny stuff, imagine you hadn't noticed what you wrote down there and just continued typing. I can't imagine how strange that would've looked to your boss. =D
 
Walked around a museum with fiancee while nodding, don't remember much from that day!
 
I nodded out on a bus once and dropped my phone which clattered real loud and woke me back up straight away but gave me a huge fright so I yelled out FUCK extrememly loudly and the whole bus full of people just stared at me
 
stormcharger said:
I nodded out on a bus once and dropped my phone which clattered real loud and woke me back up straight away but gave me a huge fright so I yelled out FUCK extrememly loudly and the whole bus full of people just stared at me
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Hahahah, that's awesome

I have in class already but it wasn't too bad, my head kept falling onto the table but people just figured I was really tired.
 
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