Merry Xmas ya bunch o' cunts!

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Just woke up from a vodka induced coma and realised its now Xmas day. Time to get fuckin hammered

All the best folks!!

 

[MsDiz]

Happy Christmas fuckers! Hope you all have a great one! Be good and if you can’t be good be careful.

 

[Forever Changes]

 

[Ismene2]

Whats your name, what have you had? Love to you all!! Mwwwaaa!

May all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's! (Fanny craddock injoke)

Im on acid and mescaline and sharn't go to bed till WAY past my bedtime

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I'm on the unholy trinity of vodka, Karpackie and weed.

Again

Watching ancient aliens on YouTube. These guys crack me up. They're so full of shit...

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Fuck!

 

[negrogesic]

I'm on the unholy trinity of vodka, Karpackie and weed.

Again

Watching ancient aliens on YouTube. These guys crack me up. They're so full of shit...

I always thought that people in the UK drank this stuff on Christmas

 

[yubacity]

Merry christmas to us all im a cunt because I'm using this as an excuse to get fucked I've been celebrating the birth of christ for a week now my wife a devout catholic she not talking to me because I been celebrating the coming of christs birthday so she being a cunt to me I question her love of christ

 

[CFC]

MERRY CRIMBO ! Have a good day. Try not to kill all your relatives!

 

[Arnold]

MERRY CRIMBO ! Have a good day. Try not to kill all your relatives!

If I don't post anymore means they caught me.

 

[Forever Changes]

Fuck!

Ha Ha! If you like sick humour ITV are showing all the American Dad Xmas episodes - they're old but still funny https://www.itv.com/watch/american-dad/2a4263/2a4263a0285

 

[Arnold]

Fuck!

That is a moose, from Moose fucker country.

Santa fucks reindeers not moose.

 

[Jackal]

Merry Xmas

Just after a very informal Xmas dinner of Italian made pizza, and a spit roasted suckling pig

Kids got their toys, wallet is in shreds lol

 

[stardust10]

Merry Christmas!!

 

[1tbps]

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

Happy and merry thingy to all who wish for happy and merry

Me, well have not long got up after a late night getting stoned n watching films with close fam. Have just had a piece of toast with a fried egg n a cuppa tea (very well brewed, strong not stewed)...fam still in bed at 12.30pm tssssk

Gonna let my small breakfast digest for half an hour then make a mug of coffee and use it to wash down quarter g of quality refined opium, and then have a very chilled next 12 hours or so

 

[fastandbulbous]

Merry xmas; god bless us, each and every one (I'm far from tiny and my name isn't Timothy! )

All the best, to everyone

 

[Nautica24]

Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

Gotta get the women outta bed and in that kitchen where they belong

Serioulsy though, today's chef is still in bed and we're approaching 2pm. so fuck knows what time dinner will be

Might go get her up with a cup of coffee, if I dare...

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Gotta get the women outta bed and in that kitchen where they belong

Serioulsy though, today's chef is still in bed and we're approaching 2pm. so fuck knows what time dinner will be

Might go get her up with a cup of coffee, if I dare...

Don't do it man.

Just appreciate the rest...