In College and Can't Get Girls

[JessFR]

Dudebro shit man...

To quote the ED god's...

Dude bro's are incredibly insecure in their manhood, which makes them: insanely jealous of their girl friends, overly macho, and laughably homophobic.

I'm not into no fucking queer shit. I like missionary, cowgirl, doggy style and the T-bone and power driver aka jackhammer.

Seems as though I've pissed off a homosexual right here with my comment about queers.

It's in everything you post really, to me it screams 'fake'. Someone who hates who they feel they really are and so invent a false persona of an archetype they admire and play the part of it.

 

[Michael_25]

Dudebro shit man...

To quote the ED god's...






It's in everything you post really, to me it screams 'fake'. Someone who hates who they feel they really are and so invent a false persona of an archetype they admire and play the part of it.

Rigggggght. So you have me figured out as "fake" from the few posts I made? You cannot possibly conclude that based off the info I have given. I'm not fake. I don't take on a fake persona. I act the way I do, which is true to myself. Please go back to your trailer park home and shoot up some more black tar. I don't take too kindly to degenerate FEMALE fuck ups.

 

[JessFR]

Rigggggght. So you have me figured out as "fake" from the few posts I made? You cannot possibly conclude that based off the info I have given. I'm not fake. I don't take on a fake persona. I act the way I do, which is true to myself. Please go back to your trailer park home and shoot up some more black tar. I don't take too kindly to degenerate FEMALE fuck ups.

You prove my point. Dudebro's are incredibly insecure, as you clearly demonstrate yourself to be. If you were secure in yourself, you wouldn't care enough about what I think to bother attacking me.

 

[apatheist]

Homophobia isn't attractive, and conflating kink with queerness demonstrates ignorance. Ignorance isn't attractive either.

 

[jammin83]

What is the tbone and jackhammer? The upside down pounding? I can't imagine that would be comfortable for any woman...You done that one or just seen it in porn?

You love drugs but don't care for drug addled girls? Hipocrite much?

Pro tip: Don't call women bitches that doesn't get you very far.

Be genuine and find out who you are. Work on that degree, get a job, some stuff, and take it easy on drugs and/or use them responsibly if that's possible for you. As you get older, things will change. Don't worry about your face or any of that. Just be confident, and don't reveal anything that you've revealed in this thread.

 

[jammin83]

Is this the jack hammer? Sick move.

 

[namnoc16]

Thanks for the post, guys. Seems as though I've pissed off a homosexual right here with my comment about queers.

Maybe your problem is you aren't into women,maybe you sir as you so eloquently put it are a queer. Usually the biggest homophobes are the biggest homos. If you are gay don't feel bad we accept all here on BL,now tell us all about it!

 

[Lost Ego]

Can a mod please delete this thread? It's completely off topic and the OP is just starting conflict with everyone. He's not in the right mindset to accept help.

OP: go in the mirror and take a good look at yourself. These people are trying to give you constructive criticism and you're just flaming them.

 

[jammin83]

Thread is heating up IMO.

 

[axl blaze]

Thanks for the post, guys. Seems as though I've pissed off a homosexual right here with my comment about queers.

sure, call me a homo. no that there's anything wrong with that

I have banged probably 25 more girls than you. you should shut your mouth and listen a bit more

 

[pofacedhoe]

Just play the numbers game and start asking as many girls out as possible. Just remember, it's fairly common for even the good lookin' alpha type males to get rejected a fairly decent amount of the time. Even if you can score a 10% success rate, you can at least date 5 girls a year if you only ask one girl out a week out.

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you've sat on your arse OP, felt sorry for yourself and done nothing active about it. you have to start making your own opportunities and try more often

then see if sometimes it works . if this were research we would say that the small number of attempts lends itself to a a lack of reliability or external validity (i think)

 

[Michael_25]

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you've sat on your arse OP, felt sorry for yourself and done nothing active about it. you have to start making your own opportunities and try more often

then see if sometimes it works . if this were research we would say that the small number of attempts lends itself to a a lack of reliability or external validity (i think)

Interesting ... But not one person here has answered this question: How do I approach girls who don't even acknowledge me? Trust me, if they did I'll be all over that like a bad rash.

 

[namnoc16]

sure, call me a homo. no that there's anything wrong with that

I have banged probably 25 more girls than you. you should shut your mouth and listen a bit more

Hey axl I like the Seinfeld bit,funny as shit

 

[Michael_25]

LOL and herein lies the reason that no other women like you

and you hardly even know what you like in bed because I bet you've sex only twice

You attacked me first. And for no good reason. Good on you for banging 25 hookers. I'm sure you've helped the economy. You're just a keyboard jockey trying to act hard. Bitch, I'm 6'2" and 210 lbs. I'd tear your asshole apart, and you'd love that.

 

[jammin83]

Interesting ... But not one person here has answered this question: How do I approach girls who don't even acknowledge me? Trust me, if they did I'll be all over that like a bad rash.

You need to get to know some girls first, probably in a non-party/drinking atmosphere. Study groups, intramural sports, clubs, sporting events, music events, etc. Lots of girls don't acknowledge guys right away. You need to make some type of impression. Don't over-do it. Just casual conversation. Make them laugh, start slow. If you just want to get into their pants, girls are usually aware of that. Some of them may only want sex but you can't expect them to just start lining up at your dorm room door. Get active in school functions. UF has plenty of those I'm sure.

Some people do the party hook up thing, which is fine, but sometimes being all drunk around women doesn't make the best impression. Find someone with some common interests so you have somewhere to start. It can be hard in a college atmosphere because there are so many guys hitting on girls all the time. Just try and be yourself around them and be confident and take it easy on the booze. If you are into drugs, there are plenty of girls that like to party and get fucked up. The drug scene may not be your best option but a common interest is a common interest. Find a chick that smokes weed and smoke her out.

Still wondering what the tbone is btw...

F word aint allowed here either man, may want to edit that out or enjoy a ban.

 

[Michael_25]

You need to get to know some girls first, probably in a non-party/drinking atmosphere. Study groups, intramural sports, clubs, sporting events, music events, etc. Lots of girls don't acknowledge guys right away. You need to make some type of impression. Don't over-do it. Just casual conversation. Make them laugh, start slow. If you just want to get into their pants, girls are usually aware of that. Some of them may only want sex but you can't expect them to just start lining up at your dorm room door. Get active in school functions. UF has plenty of those I'm sure.

Some people do the party hook up thing, which is fine, but sometimes being all drunk around women doesn't make the best impression. Find someone with some common interests so you have somewhere to start. It can be hard in a college atmosphere because there are so many guys hitting on girls all the time. Just try and be yourself around them and be confident and take it easy on the booze. If you are into drugs, there are plenty of girls that like to party and get fucked up. The drug scene may not be your best option but a common interest is a common interest. Find a chick that smokes weed and smoke her out.

Still wondering what the tbone is btw...

F word aint allowed here either man, may want to edit that out or enjoy a ban.

Thanks for the ideas. Will take them on board. The T-bone is where the dude is lying on bed horizontally and the girl, vertically. With the guy being horizontal, his legs hang off the bed, while the girls legs face straight ahead. Looking from above, it resembles the letter "T".

 

[jammin83]

No problem man, I think I'm more confused than ever on the position. Couldn't find a diagram either on google or bing. Not very well known apparently. If I ever figure it out, I'll have to give it a shot.

 

[JessFR]

You're just a keyboard jockey trying to act hard. Bitch, I'm 6'2" and 210 lbs. I'd tear your asshole apart, and you'd love that.

That'll teach him for trying to act hard.

To be honest, I can foresee worse things happening in the world than this guy winding up not procreating.

 

[Michael_25]

That'll teach him for trying to act hard.

To be honest, I can foresee worse things happening in the world than this guy winding up not procreating.

Oh and another shot at me! Keep it up, dumb bitch. You're a pump and dump job on a drug website ... you're hardly the catch and would not want you children, god forbid you have them, to be addicted to heroin upon birth.

 

[JessFR]

Oh and another shot at me! Keep it up, dumb bitch. You're a pump and dump job on a drug website ... you're hardly the catch and would not want you children, god forbid you have them, to be addicted to heroin upon birth.

I wouldn't be getting so negative about dumb chicks, might be the only way you're gonna get laid.