I fucking AM the president, dig?
MUST HAVE OIL. OILIOILOILOILOILOILOIL...
ps. OIL!!! We will not stop conquering the world until we have all the oil. ALL OF IT YOU FUCKERS!!! Fuckin Donald Rumsfeld can lick my clit, did you guys see him answering questions on the Iraqi prisoner abuse scandal hearings? He wouldn't answer a fucking question straight-up, the little beeyatch. As president I hereby fire his playa-hatin' ass and appoint Bi Kand*E*Raver as secretary of defense, although after all the oil is ours and there is finnaly peace the office will be changed to the "Department of Bisexual Kand*E* Raving". Amazon Bee will be my vice president. Shucklak will be unavailable for office as he will be taking a cold shower for the duration of my term. That is all.
ps. oil.