⭐️ Social ⭐️ Happy fuckin xmas you cunts...

[Bella Figura]

so much turkey.

 

[MsDiz]

so much turkey.

I got full up just watching people eat ffs!

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I fuckin hate roast dinners, and however many times I tell this to the wife, she still gets s strop on when I dont enjoy it.

Not wishing to sound ungrateful, but I'd much prefer a blow job...

 

[Bella Figura]

So would I but I'm with my mum so...

And roast dinners aren't so bad when you only eat them once a year. Tell her you're allergic or something..

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

So would I but I'm with my mum so...

And roast dinners aren't so bad when you only eat them once a year. Tell her you're allergic or something..

I'd rather have a blow job from my mum - and she's been dead for ten years
.
I really dont like roast dinners...

 

[Bella Figura]

lol :D

 

[MsDiz]

I'd rather have a blow job from my mum - and she's been dead for ten years
.
I really dont like roast dinners...

Oh... my...

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

But apple pie and cornish ice cream is the fuckin tits...

 

[Bella Figura]

fuckin tits...

yeah i'd love to but...

 

[jhjhsdi]

yeah i'd love to but...

Yu want to fakt me

 

[Bella Figura]

jesus, the more conversations I have with my mother trying to convince her how she's not being spied on the more I think I'm doomed to serious mental illness in old age.

 

[Hylight]

jesus, the more conversations I have with my mother trying to convince her how she's not being spied on the more I think I'm doomed to serious mental illness in old age.

she knows ! it just hurts tooo much to deal.

 

[Bella Figura]

there's cameras in the light bulbs you know.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

jesus, the more conversations I have with my mother trying to convince her how she's not being spied on the more I think I'm doomed to serious mental illness in old age.

Has she been on the peevee?

 

[Bella Figura]

sounds more like she found my stash of 3-MEO-PCE I lost a while back..

 

[Hylight]

there's cameras in the light bulbs you know.

every fuckin where

its called nanny cam so it can be a defense

 

[Hylight]

jesus, the more conversations I have with my mother trying to convince her how she's not being spied on the more I think I'm doomed to serious mental illness in old age.

awe is that serious !!

oh no !

well i have dyslexia sometime
i have to cure it by smoking weed

Sorry to hear.

 

[Hylight]

That is so heart wrenching TOOO.

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

All you roast haters are missing out on one of the very best reasons to be alive on Planet Earth

I can only assume you have been traumatised by terrible cooking or something, I know soggy sprouts and fatty meat etc can leave terrible psychological scarring

 

[Hylight]

Will you be alright for a bit

jesus, the more conversations I have with my mother trying to convince her how she's not being spied on the more I think I'm doomed to serious mental illness in old age.