Guys, what do you ejaculate into?

[C_Tripper]

In my SO's orifice, whatever one I'm in at the time.

 

[ricardo08]

 

[Zzzzmmmm]

My wife

 

[rm-rf]

with my lover that i dont need protectionw with, we like to get her nice and messy with it, and we just sort of let that happen spontaneously. with someone im wearing protection with, i cum in a condom.

 

[verso]

Into your mayonnaise jar.

Fuckin' thought my sandwich tasted funny...

 

[serotonin-system]

On my daughters toothbrush

 

[figaro44]

That's hot i bet u um big and hard

 

[Kilfer]

^ I had severe depression and I had diffuculties managing basic things like personal hygiene... I didn't wash my pillow for two years...

I feel for you, those who come down on you have probably never tried to imagine what anhedonia episodes that last for months feels like. Imagine a 3-year long hangover.

I wonder if watching porn triggers neurological activity unrelated to antiflaccidic prorperties?

 

[Kilfer]

Fuckin' thought my sandwich tasted funny...

Yeah well that ruined it for me even before I could taste it. Tossed it to my neighbors's dog, at least SOMEONE is enjoying dinner

 

[Ds]

Women's underwear has always turned me on to masturbate into, the silky feeling of some panties on my chest to catch the cum drives me crazy. It's been awhile tho because my last pair...lets just say i wore them panties te fuck out!

I try to avoid toilet paper because I can never get that shit to stay still long enough and usually i'm still wiping shit off my chest.

Paper towels are good, after you use them after a fap session they look very suspisious, so if you live with anyone and they see a crumpled up paper towel thats stiff..

Klenix and jizz is like fucking wallpaper and glue, once I cum on that, it's over. I'm peeling that shit off in pieces.

Towels are great, and not so much washcloths because if your not sick,why would you have a washcloth crumpled up next to your bed?

Socks work good, but can leave sores, if i use a sock i either use it to cum in or cum on only, and just fap with it on my chest.

Condoms are good,but why stop there? I always enjoyed grabbing a papertowel/toilet paper roll, and fold the condom over oneside of the roll,push the rest of the condom theu it, and slip some lotion on it, u pinch the resovour side and its like your not using your hands at all when ya fap.


So my honest opinion is women's panties, and a bunch, all over me.laying in them
.

 

[ybnormal]

Mostly into my other hand

 

[maxade]

in my hand but some of it goes on my boxers and near my belly

 

[PotatoMan]

In a sock

On my stomach

In my hand

On the bathroom floor