Guys, what do you ejaculate into?

[Owl Eyed]

swallow, or it goes in your eye.

 

[dandyd032000]

ejaculate

most commonly i let go into a pair of boxers or tanktop under my bed; sometimes i spray into the toilet or bathroom sink; it's fun to watch myself shoot

 

[PriestTheyCalledHim]

About the only two logical places to bust a nut..I prefer the ass and then beg them to fart it out while I watch.

Do you felch it out?

 

[hyroller]

Anything I can reach within a moment's notice: a paper towel, a beer can, a sock, a Fifi, a plastic bag, a girl, the floor.

you forgot to mention your blow-up doll :D

 

[kottonmouthkingfh]

i used to have a red towel i called "SUZIE" that i never washed.
Now i just bust in my girls mouth ;-)

 

[travelaroundNC]

yeah - when I jerk off I love to shot all over myself - stomach and chest. Also I love to wear tight jeans and rub myself until I shoot my load inside my jeans - - makes for a nice warm sloppy mess

 

[Mysterier]

Sex - on my lady or myself, depending.
Solo - a not so favorite t-shirt.

 

[socko]

Too often, the keyboard.

 

[Jblazingphoenix100]

^ hahaha...

 

[Altered Perception]

In my Fleshlights love tunnel

 

[awkwardapple]

In a vag or in a tissue

 

[2manyopiates]

Tissue.

Ace thread LOL

 

[sullen]

Great thread, snickers wrappers? Lol
I'm deff going to be more aware of where I lounge in peoples bedrooms after reading all this!

Eh, I feel a bit like a jerk by saying this, but generally inside my gf without protection. She loves it, or so it seems. She's on BC, and we are completely monogamous. I'm telling you, nothing beats busting a nut inside your significant other without protection. When you both cum at the same time, that's basically the height of intimacy.

No reason to feel like a jerk at all for that, I agree 110%, and really, when monogamous bc is the only protection needed.

Doesn't get any better than cumming at the same time inside each other. Always fun to switch it up too, for me it's either in her or in her mouth.

When solo either paper towel or her panties from the laundry.

 

[rincewindrocks]

When solo either paper towel or her panties from the laundry.

haha awesome

 

[jaxian rhyder]

I used to do it over the sink but in the past few weeks I've slowly cared less and less until now where I just do it in my undies and just enjoy leaving the cum swirl around in there
And yes its extremely gay but nenever know till u try it

 

['medicine cabinet']

happy sock?

lol

 

[Bob Loblaw]

A blue handkerchief or a paper towel or the shower

 

[Animal Mother]

I just lick it off my hand.

 

[treezy z]

paper towels. easier to catch cum in than toilet paper. disposable (the most important part.) i'm not trying to have a jizz rag chillin at my place.

 

[drancer]

I lay some newspaper on the floor and then blast away without having to worry about grabbing tissues/sock/wrappers at a moment's notice. Besides, after 4 hrs of fapping on meth you aren't going to want to place any material like a freaking sock on the stinging raw skin penis.