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Guys, what do you ejaculate into?

I had a phase long time ago where I would masturbate in public toilets and stand up when about to blow and do it onto mirrors or walls or toilet paper roll thats still on the roll or just the floor.

Other times I made up fake pussies.

In jail we all made fake pussies and my cell mate would blow on the porthole as the guards came round at night (lots of prisoners did this) and others used butter and socks or holes in mattress foam of their own beds.

When me and cell mate moved into our first cell my mate found a hole in his mattress and he was knew to prison and he stuck his finger in and came out with it covered in come like a dipping sauce and to top this off we knew the two guys who'd just moved out of this cell.

One time I went to use the toilet in Prison yard and it was swimming with babies like milk and coiling and uncoiling and all which way.

I would in prison stuff a set of my clothes and make it a pussy with gloves wrapped in hot cloth and a smuggled condom and fuck this or make a similar set up with mattress hole and look at smuggled porn. With the porn we shared it found and a rule was never come on the porno mags.
 
Hahaha. I remember all of that stuff. Those dudes were out of control in there. Getting their stroke on for the ladies whether they wanted to see it or not. We called our glove lovers fifis
 
Animal Mother said:
Hahaha. I remember all of that stuff. Those dudes were out of control in there. Getting their stroke on for the ladies whether they wanted to see it or not. We called our glove lovers fifis
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Yes! I knew we had a name for em but couldn't remember when I was posting.
 
Dude. Those toads were out out of control. They would jack on a preg girl even if she said no.
 
Preg girl in prison with male prisoners?

Don't remember that.

Just remember jacking off onto the windows that were set into the cell doors for when the guards did their rounds and looked through the windows and the glass and the the sperm or when it was done right look through just as a load came their way which I never managed to time right but others did.
 
One guy switched off the lights in his cell and squatted behind the partition and when they came looking and double checked cause they couldn't see him he would step out and pull the trigger and splat right across the glass until they sent him over to DU not for the cumming but for the hiding.
 
^ hahaha you guys are fucked. I'm glad I got all my prison sentences overturned, i never spent a day in the slammer, luckily.

I ejaculate into vagina if possible, because girls here have contraception implants, on the pill, and most dislike dommies, like myself - the ones i see anyway. Or female mouth
 
U can't get in trouble exposing yourself in your own home unless they're invited guests as you have a right of privacy and those looking in are exposing themselves to your privacy so its their own fault what they see just like if they came in your house and looked at your computer and seen porn on the screen. In prison your cell is a space where u have right to privacy for pulling and coming and though the state may require to breach that privacy they cannot hold you responsible for what they see of you naked or fucking or darting yourself or picking your nose.
 
Once I come on the ground and let ants eat it. My cum ended up inside ants. therefore i come in an ant.
 
This fifi contraption sounds sexy as hell! I have a rolled up bath towel, a latex glove, mouthful of spit, I am so gonna have some fun today! lmao
 
If I spent my time wondering where I was gonna cum it wouldn't feel nearly as good. Go with the flow. Pun intended.
 
Fifi's:D.
I just aim into the toilet. I grew up in a semi-religious household. Hide the evidence and all that.
Have any of you actually fucked a melon or any other foodstuffs? I was watching American Dad the other night and the kid cut a hole in a watermelon, then heated it in the microwave. Just wondering...
 
95Land said:
Fifi's:D.
I just aim into the toilet. I grew up in a semi-religious household. Hide the evidence and all that.
Have any of you actually fucked a melon or any other foodstuffs? I was watching American Dad the other night and the kid cut a hole in a watermelon, then heated it in the microwave. Just wondering...
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Lol
 
^I'm honestly wondering. Haha.
It sounds terrifying to me, cause I would be scared I'd get apple pie or a watermelon seed up my dick or some shit.
But I got a bit of a phobia about that. I was cleaning cum and sex off my dick with a q-tip once(don't ask why.) I was standing talking to the girl and wasn't watching what I was doing. Somehow I stuck one end of the q-tip up into my dick a ways. That is a very unique sort of uncomfortable. I'm scarred from it.
 
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