"The thing about not getting the person that you love is that you can still think about that person and masturbate, which is about the same thing."
You passed out cigarettes for a smokeathon on earth day, you installed speed bumps on the wheelchair ramps, and most recently you dumped 100 lbs of raw meat on a peaceful vegan protest.
Oh come on, that was way more than 100 lbs
This is life's ultimate cruelty. It offers us a taste of youth and vitality, and then it makes us witness our own decay.