Favourite Quotes And Sayings V3. I'm Serious, And Don't Call Me Shirley

[Erikmen]

^ Good one.

“The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.”

 

[Commix]

'...why didn't you put the bunny back in the bawx?'

 

[Sprout]

'I can't just sit back and wallow in my own sorrow. But I know one fact: I'll be one tough act to follow'

For some reason that line resonates with me very much so.

 

[namnoc16]

You can unscrew a light bulb but not a pregnant chick

 

[Erikmen]

"We buy things we don't need
with money we don't have
to impress people we don't like."

 

[namnoc16]

Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff-Carlin

Women's Liberation
Came creepin' across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie- The king of quotes Zappa

 

[Erikmen]

“Where's your will to be weird?”

“I'm one of those regular weird people.”

 

[Sprout]

Get ya tits out, luv!

 

[Erikmen]

Quiet people have the loudest minds.

 

[namnoc16]

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

 

[Erikmen]

^ lol

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

 

[namnoc16]

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability

 

[Sprout]

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

If life gives you lemons, squirt them in the cunt's eyes and take his wallet.

 

[Sprout]

"umm i took 3 adderall, and the tip of my penis turned blue and shrunk to like 1/4 the size, how long does this last?"

 

[Erikmen]

“I drink to make other people more interesting.”
― Ernest Hemingway

“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
― Ernest Hemingway

 

[Erikmen]

I changed my password to 'incorrect' so whenever I forget what it is, the computer will say 'your password is incorrect'.

 

[Sprout]

Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.

 

[Don Luigi]

History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will perforce happen again.

 

[Erikmen]

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

 

[Sprout]

Hamlet gets long soliloquies and self-introspection. Ophelia gets lute playing and off-stage drowning.