lol, there are some funny names here...
Then again, I'm not a smoker and all the people I know that smoke regularly name their pieces. So I don't know. But I think it's pointless to name something that will probably be broken in three weeks.
Yeah it's true that most people go through their pieces in a couple weeks. But I've had my 3 footer, billy bong, for over 3 years. Most of the times its the bowl that breaks. Anyways I hope you know that assigning numbers or callsigns is the same thing as naming it a number or a callsign.
Here are the pieces i have of current
dent = 3footer, triple thick glass, straight pipe (the glass is so thick I literally swing it like a bat at anything wooden and it makes huge dents) 3years now
cherokee = 1foot double chamber jerome baker glass (has a little native-indian feather design on it) had for almost 2 years now
mona lisa = old glass 1.5 footer, looked nice, but hit like crap (was given to me and i haven't used it for a year or so) had for 4 years, but out of commission
james bong = small glass bubbler (a popular name) about half a year
Wesley pipes = small glass pipe (got that from the movie half-baked), about a year and a half
Anyways i guess it's all in good fun, and easy to refer to when you want to distinguish between the pieces you have.