My most crazy delusions weren't from any drugs, just from being sick I suppose. One time when I had a really bad fever, I was having troubles sleeping and would wake up every hour or so. After a while I couldn't even fall asleep, and thats when my head started messing with me. I got really confused, couldn't think straight whatsoever. I looked at my blankets and for some reason I was convinced they were a car park. Slowly it dawned on me that I must be the carpark, and I started to get angry at all the cars driving on/in me, but I didn't know how I could get rid of them without causing mass panic. I think I spent an hour just laying there trying not to disturb the cars and keep order. The longer I waited the more complex and and large the car park became, until it almost ceased to be a car park, rather being a large mess of long and winding roads. When I finally snapped out of it, I couldn't for the life of me figure out how all the roads disappeared so quick.
I've also had a couple delusional moments caused by sleep paralysis. This was sort of drug related, as it was brought on by a large mdma binge (with some acid thrown in as well) spanning pretty much all march break. I was trying to fall asleep, but I couldn't get music out of my head. Revolution 9 by the Beatles got stuck in my head, then my body locked up. The song slowly changed, becoming more fucked up as if it was reaching some morbid climax. At this point it dawned on me that someone must have broken into the house and poisoned me, and they were coming to finish me off. Once I regained control of my body I was terrified that I would run into the would-be assassin. I ended up flipping on every light I could find, clutching tightly the first thing I could find that might offer some protection, a shovel from beside the fireplace. I finally made it upstairs to where my friends were sleeping and crashed beside their bed.
The same night/morning I couldn't fall asleep, I would just go into a state of paralysis, and this lead to another delusional moment. Again on the brink of sweet sleep, my body seized up again, but instead of being aware and just paralyzed, I had an out of body experience. I was speeding around the room, and I was convinced I had become an apparition, no longer being part of the physical world. Various tries to enter into my body failed, only strengthening my belief that I had died and was forced to traverse the earth as nothing but a spirit. Luckily that only lasted a couple minutes, and I was back in my body. The next day I had the greatest sleep of my life, thank god.
A few ones actually from drugs, first time I did DOB I was convinced my right hand had a mind of its own, and if I wasn't paying attention to it my fingers would start to "walk," as in my index and middle finger would move as if they were walking down something. My friend pointed that out to me and I found it quite intriguing, thinking my hand was its own person. On that same DOB I became convinced that the Family channel was sending subliminal messages in their commercials late at night. Mushrooms also sent me into some paranoid delusions, I munched 10 grams and half a pink polar bear pill, but the mushrooms definitely kicked in first. Me and my friend that was tripping with me visited a friend that was drinking at the time. He's a really cruel drunk, and he started verbally attacking me because I'm Australian. His words began to form a cage around me, and it felt like it was making me shrink. I was freaking out thinking that I would eventually just wink out of existence from shrinking so much, and that I had to find a gap in the cage so I could break free, kill him, and put an end to this torment. As this was going on I started to feel shooting pains in my legs and I thought this was from me having shrunk, that my body couldn't deal with being compressed. The other people with us noticed what was happening and managed to stop my drunk friend and calm me down. I'm glad they stopped it when they did, in my state I know I would have tried to kill him :/
A couple quick ones, sorry for how long this has got, as I write one I remember another. I was lost in Toronto on 5 of the most fucked up tabs I have ever done, they had a chemical taste, and the trip had the visuals of acid but the mindset of salvia, as in I was basically a mentally challenged kid tripping on acid. I got lost in a train station, I couldn't find my way out and I couldn't tell what was up, down, left, right, etc. There were a bunch of hobos around, and I became convinced that the train station was going to close down and I was going to be kidnapped by a hobo and sold into some child prostitution ring (I think I was 16 at the time). So I began asking people for quarters so I could call someone to help get me out of there, but then I started thinking that the people I was asking thought I was asking for a quarter of weed. At this point I was sketching out that everyone was either an undercover cop who would arrest me for trying to buy weed, or a kidnapper that would take me away and sell me. Then some standard thinking every car is an undercover that would arrest me, when I was walking around at 2 or 3 in the morning fucked on some pills that were probably cut with speed. That same night I saw a tree that looked like it had the mask from saw carved into it when I came to a fork in the road. I was dead sure if I took the side it was on I would end up dead.
Last one I promise
, this happened to a friend of mine while he was on a 8th of shrooms. He decided that this girl he was hanging out with must be the devil because she was so ugly or something like that, and that the only way to drive the devil out of her was to piss on her. He whipped it out and chased her, pissing all the while.
If anyone liked those I've got a few more I just don't want to bore anyone, this is already pretty long.