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highlights of your experience please?
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I can see it now. Come over after the child is sleeping/traces of breastmilk with enough stimulation/open to ideas.
Highlights...good, hard fucking. Doggystyle is my favourite. Anal runs a close second. No pun intended.
No Cohesion, you don't need to write one, read their ads and respond. They are the ones initiating hook-ups, it's better this way. You get a sense how to weed them out when they say "I want a girl to fuck tonight" or can't be bothered to spell simple words correctly. There are decent guys out there, not just horny at the moment types either.Go crazy and submit your own ad...what the hell, just see what kind of responses you get.
I'm too paranoid about STDs to hook up with random people. I don't even hook up at bars or parties - partly because I have a girlfriend, partly because of STDs, and partly because I can't stand the awkwardness of one night stands.
Plus, I'm a good enough masturbator that I can forgo sex for as long as I need to (if there was an award of "Excellence in Masturbation", it would probably be named after me).
When someone tells me they had hot sex on CL with a decent-looking disease-free person, I'm way more likely to look that person in the eye and call them a liar
I tried once when I moved to a new city and didn't know anyone. Stalked the personals for like 6 hours. I'd say 90% of the ads were super hot chicks who wanted to fuck me as soon as I joined their website and entered my credit card information (yeah right), 5% were real chicks who were fucking uuuuuuuglyyyyy, and 5% were gay dudes who "accidentally" posted their ads in the women's section and, once I emailed them, offered to blow me, promising me it would feel just like a girl was doing it and I wouldn't even know the difference.
I have not used Craigslist since.
Like I told someone recently, I'll always take familiar sex over new sex, so I prefer a connection with someone.
Unless said woman was dripping in beauty, I would probably not even enjoy the sex for the effort.
Exactly...he'd have to be absolutely stunning.