Hee hee, I knew exactly what
xpensivtaste was on about. (You missed
Tintintin -- it isn't in the tin, burrall let thee off.)
Here in Derby (more strictly, as you head North
out of town) the dialect is quite similar, if diluted, but tending perhaps more towards a sort of milder form of Brummie as you go South of the river Derwent. Town itself has a constantly-changing mix of people from all over; but in the former pit villages, local dialect flourishes by reinforcement.
Has' (with an actual hissing "s" sound,
not sounding like a "z") means "have you" --
Has' sin Chris? -- Have you seen Chris?
Ascot Drive -- an industrial estate just to the South of Derby City Centre. Or "Have you got to drive?" (No, there are buses down London Road and Osmaston Road, i.e. the main roads past each end of Ascot Drive .....)
A thoroughfare formed between two buildings is a
jitty (though unsatisfying sex is
like chucking a cocktail sausage up Sadler Gate), and a bread roll of any kind is a
cob.
Dinner can refer equally to either lunch or supper, whichever is the bigger of the two meals (but pubs that serve food
do dinners).
Nobody ever confuses
loose (as in the opposite of tight) with
lose (as in what you want Forest to do), since the latter rhymes with
nose (as in smelling organ).
Bost is broken.
('As' bost it? Berra lerrus 'ai a look at it 'fore anyone else sizz.)