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Admit something v. Sex, Lies and Videotape edition

I can see the "help I'm a sex offender" thread started by waao or lysis after fun in the pool
 
Our texts go like this (summarized):

Him: I'm gonna get you in the pool.
Me: It's on. Pussy.
Him: Don't dare me.
Me: Double dog dare you
Him: OK, I hope you're ready
Me: Whatever pussy.


teeeheee
 
A part of me wishes I was a female.

I never had sex in college because I cared more about getting high on drugs than getting laid, even fighting through sexual frustration for years.

Part of my regular opioid use in the past few years was to get rid of my sexual frustration/to make me not care about sex on bit (methadone was a godsend)
 
Lysis said:
Our texts go like this (summarized):

Him: I'm gonna get you in the pool.
Me: It's on. Pussy.
Him: Don't dare me.
Me: Double dog dare you
Him: OK, I hope you're ready
Me: Whatever pussy.


teeeheee
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calling bullshit.

waao is too old to know how to text.
 
He tries to manage texting me between taking out his dentures and going to bed.
 
Serotonin101 said:
I had awesome oil based lube (don't use oil based lubes with condoms) which worked fantastic in a hot tub, bath tub, and shower. The environment made for "easy cleanup" after the deed was done. ;)
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I love astroglide... silicone based lube is awesome
 
Sometimes I contemplate faking my death to see who honestly cares enough to show up at my funeral.
 
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