Hi my names Nexus One. I enjoy hot beverages, walks on the beach, all 10 of my fingers, cuddles, sea lions, Windows XP, paper, playing with matches, watching girls skirts when they play tennis, magic shows, ruby slippers, helping disabled people read the instructions on their medicine, the Cosby Show, calling people a "fuckstick", sniffing permanent markers, not eating my greens, being a sleepyhead, mugs, cups and spoons, irony, kebabs, facts and figures, the letter "R", hydroslides, sunshine, large cookies, jesters, palindromes, being clean, bicycles, books about tidal waves, things that are blue, discusions about mutant clones, fibreglass, music shops that have closed down due to poor sales figures, excessively long posts, licking power sockets, anagrams, using a K instead of a C to be kool, the slime you get from not chlorinating your pool, ringing random people on the phone and asking them if they've ever pushed the key next to the right Ctrl key, tubthumping, dice, things that are non-toxic, measuring surface areas, smoking banana skins, anything made by Toshiba, anything with stripes, anything made by Toshiba with strips, butting in, placing stickers on peoples cars after they hit me, finding stuff thats lost, the bit in the Two Towers where that stupid kid falls of the horse, eating play-doh, fripples, going the wrong way, making spaghetti, fighting about Bobby Brown, and posting stupid bullshit where it's not wanted and doesn't belong.