east the sixers fucking suck. by design really. only really worth finding out what they got this year in Noel. I think he's gonna need some time to build an offensive game but you kind of knew that when you drafted him. anyone can look good doing shooting drills, making them in game is another thing. tony wroten is a great bench player but an average starter. should never play sg again, just keep him as a backup pg. mcw is a great defensive pg, not really the greatest shooter. This wouldnt be as much of a glaring weakness if there were other shooters on the team but there isnt. But Im just assuming the front office is aware of this and kind of let it happen in a 9/11 theory kind of fashion in order to get another high draft pick. Dario Saric, the CROATIAN SENSATION, who I know nothing about. if he ever even plays here, cool, if he doesnt, Elfrid Payton is not winning rookie of the year shut up arci. ive never been more excited for a season two years from now in my life than I am right now. I honestly believe that Joel Embiid will become a solid NBA player. he's 20 years old and people are acting like 2 injuries are going to ruin his career. greg oden this, andrew bynum that. those guys were also kind of heavy big men too. more weight on the legs. embiid has the slender african body type going on, just long and lanky. he played soccer growing up, he's not your average 7 footer. thats why he moves so well on his feet. I dont know if hell ever make any shots, or even make the all star game, but he's going to be a great defensive player. So lets recap: MCW- defensive pg, cant shoot, Tony Wroten- combo guard, cant shoot, Kj Mcdaniels/ alexey shved/fan in section 22 row. 3 seat 7 come on dooowwn- cant shoot. shved is alright I guess. do you want a guy named Alexey Shved being your teams best scorer wtf, Nerlens Noel- defensive pf, cant shoot, joel embiid, defensive center, cant shoot. timeout, who's gonna fucking score on this team? Please sign Kevin Durant
I actually really would like to see Washington make the conference finals, but yeah idk. love beal, love wall, ive stated that profusely before. nene is a great passer but somewhat vulnerable on defense. Gortat is a great rebounder and decent post player. good passer too. beal is the new ray allen. paul pierce gives them a veteran to fall back on for a young backcourt but I cant help but feel like Ariza is just a better player at this point in time. I kind of thought Paul Pierce would go to the Clippere but here he is in Washington, ookeee... but really its all about John Wall. can he learn when to go full speed and when to slow it down? same problem as Derrick Rose, just in a lot smaller market and a certain lackadaisacal attitude you dont see from DRose. seems like everything John Wall does just happens so fucking easily on the court for him it can almost feel like he's not really trying as hard as he could but just because it looks easy doesnt mean anyone could just do it. you dont realize how fast he is until he's not in the game. and paul pierce is supposed to keep up with that? better hit some trailing 3s, like WAY trailing
The Pacers, jeez I dont even know what to say. sucks to be you mannnnn. I think theyll still make the playoffs, and be an alright team much like Chicago was without D Rose... FOR ME TO POOp on. gtfo in the first round indy
I said enough abou the bulls like 3 poste up, exceptional team on offense now to an already great defensive team. dangerous
The Hornets are definitely better. I know Im not thr biggest Lance Stephenson proponent but he is a good player, and seems to fit in with Kemba Walker. They drafted Noeh Vonleh too, Im curious to see how he pans out, could be huge for them if he's a decent center and al jefferson is pf, with kemba at point, lance at sg, and kidd gilchrist at sf? decent team, possibly top 3 in east
the Heat wont be as bad as everyone thinks they will. Bosh is a great player, and Dwade is still capable of scoring 15+ a game. Where the other points are coming from idk, Josh McRoberts? prob a 4 or 5 seed
the Raptors are a nice team. Fun to watch, drake provides comic relief and shit. would I expect to see them in the conference finals? not really. nice little team for chicago/cleveland to beat in 6 games
Cleveland, man I hate cleveland. but theyre good, on paper at least. but it worked pretty good off the bat in Miami and i dont see it taking long here either. Lebron will do whatever his team needs him to do, he just has to figure out what that is and that doesnt happen on opening night. kyrie has an almost entirely new set of starters to figure out. kevin love isnt the fucking man anymore, just pass the ball and try to rebound. they are good though. what a hidden secret.
I literally know nothing about the Hawks. they have jeff teague, al horford I guess? Idk, its the Atlanta Hawks. playoffs but who cares. I think Lou Williams is down there? good for him. your fuckin out
ok I got one spot open for a team to lose to the 1 seed in, so im gonna go with the Nets. definitely good enough to make the playoffs in the east, but really, who fucking cares. it was only funny last year when they played the raptors because they put cameras on drake and jay z and switched over to them routinely throughout the game.
so thats something like
1. Chicago
2. Cleveland
3. Wizards
4. Hornets
5. Heat
6. Raptors
7. Pacers
8. Brooklyn
Cleveland over Chicago in East
Clippers over Portland in West
Clippers. Cavs. Buy. Cry.
Clippers win the championship. it all would be too convenient for the NBA im telling you.