2012 PGA thread v. green jackets and slow greens

[Creepy Stalker Guy]

I would love to lick Tiger Woods ex-wife Elin's private parts.

 

[ChickenScratch]

I would love to lick Tiger Woods ex-wife Elin's private parts.

you'd probably have to lick that shit real good, cuz from what i've heard, tiger has a donkey dick.

 

[ChickenScratch]

PGA Championship this weekend. Who you got?

 

[China Rider]

nick watney, duh

he did have a three stroke sunday lead at whistling straights a few years ago

will probably never recover

 

[ChickenScratch]

i like dufner and snedeker. Oosthuizen too.

 

[suburu]

Dustin Johnson to win by one shot over Bubba

Matt Kuchar to be the first round leader.

 

[alasdairm]

dufner or stricker.

alasdair

 

[ChickenScratch]

all good choices. i'd love to see stricker win it.

 

[ChickenScratch]

just did my draft.

i got duffner, snedeker, haas and garrigus.

 

[China Rider]

robert garrigus is awesome

an ex fat junkie with a useless amazing golf swing

now he's got game and cash

i hate the current automatic 8 US ryder cup selections thus far:
1 Tiger Woods 5,727.613
2 Jason Dufner 5,593.502
3 Bubba Watson 5,528.483
4 Keegan Bradley 4,782.206
5 Webb Simpson 4,635.500
6 Zach Johnson 4,461.544
7 Matt Kuchar 4,448.942
8 Phil Mickelson 4,163.608

watney is 30th, fuck don't even think a PGA or fedex cup championship will do it for him

at least stricker will be on the team, would like to see haas make it as well

 

[ChickenScratch]

i like my pics. garrigus bombs the fuck out of the ball and, yea, he's fucking awesome.

haas is a local and playing for the ryder.

snedeker plays well in the southeast, and has played the ocean course a shitload, and i just think the guy is due. he's also trying to get on the ryder team.

dufner is a fat ass faggot, and i love him. even if he's a fucking war damn eagle.

 

[China Rider]

just made my picks for the pool i get in:
watney
woods
dustin johnson
billy haas
and CS convinced me to take snedeker

also side bet with my dad, for a sixer of IPA of our choice: watney vs dufner

 

[Care]

Wow is Watney really that big of a favorite? Im sure people in my area would be stoked if he won a major.

 

[ChickenScratch]

watney is 70 to 1.

all of my guys are shitting the fucking bed. lot of golf to go though.

 

[suburu]

Wow is Watney really that big of a favorite?

He can do no wrong in China Riders eyes.


I hope Poulter gets devoured by the croc in the water at the 17th.

 

[ChickenScratch]

I hope Poulter gets devoured by the croc in the water at the 17th.

that would be so fucking rad.

 

[ChickenScratch]

and CS convinced me to take snedeker

sorry bout that. he was +5 yesterday, currently at +6. Projected cut is at +1 right now.

 

[China Rider]

it's alright man all 5 players need to make the cut

watney finished with an 82 today, +11 overall, don't think my man has the toughness to be a star, i'm okay with that, i really wanted him on the china ryder cup team

doug wade, you know doug wade right? shot a 93 today

 

[China Rider]

after 11 holes looks like watney will be getting his first win of the year

FUCK YEAH

carry me home sweet jesus all the way till the fedex cup and make davis love force you to select you as a ryder cupper

 

[China Rider]

hi my name is nick i'm sexy as fuck my wife is a beautiful vixen, i dare you to try to defeat me in golf and gracefully send china rider from bluelight an open invitation to join my wife and i for night filled of cocaine fueled madness and a celebratory sexual threesome

see ya next week, on the leaderboard in shithole boston

signed,
BOSS with love from lexus

call me gay(seriously, do it faggot) if you want but i can gauge attraction within a man and watney is a god damed handsome mother fucker, that's probably why i like him so much and the fact his mannerisms during interviews remind me of my self a little bit