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Things you'd never wear...

I'm a girl and I don't own any pants or shorts. Not one pair! True story. So I guess that's my answer..
 
Also another one for the list: Jeans without pockets on the back!



F that....Them jeans are the shit makes the booty look nice. I got a couple pairs like that I aint got no pic to post tho but I will come in here and demonstrate. They look good if you got ass, If you are flat assed or nassatall then I guess they might not be flattering or maybe you just dont like a lack of pockets. I aint sayin nothin about you cuz I got no idea wat your body shape looks like only that tight stretchy jeans that go up to a few inches below ur bellybutton, and aint got pockets in the back, looks slammin if ya got some backs


Horroble example, but here
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brazilian jeans is wat they called. The stores in the hood always got lots of these pants in all colors cuz hood chicks got back lol.
 
^ exactly. If you have a big butt, pockets make it look HUGE.

The pocketless pants are the style girls with junk in the trunk are supposed to wear.
 
-cargo shorts... The only shorts I wear are the type you do sports in.

-White socks... because they're fugly

-Condoms
 
Funny how some things change with time :).

Ever since I posted this thread, I've definitely gotten over the shorts thing. I've been wearing shorts the past two summers and wonder why I never did before.

I still cannot stand the way I look in blue jeans, but a certain type of black jeans can be acceptable, especially while traveling.

Sandals? Still not - although I do wear those disposable slippers at the beach whenever I cannot go barefoot.

And I still am at war with most brand-names, hehe.
 
i'd never wear a jersey. bothers me just to see people wearing them.
 
A wife beater with a sportcoat
Nike's
Polo shirts with vertical stripes
Button downs with horizontal stripes
Polo shirts with geometric shape patterns
Jerseys
White socks with dress pants
Clothing that has the brand name written on the outside, including t shirts
Fedoras

Actually, the list of things I will wear is short. Mostly thin black or grey material for tops, and regular/straight jeans or khakis, although never light khakis. Moccasins, and of course a notebook so I can write down hoes' names (straight stuntin').
 
omg i love nike and gladiator sandals!

i saw a pair of these on the street and flipped my shit

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i have long narrow feet so i think they'd be perfect
 
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Clothing with large writing on it, especially brand names.
Harem pants.
Pajamas out of the house (except to get the paper).
Ill fitting pants.
Stomach bearing shirts.
 
Any heel over 4 inches. I hate heels :/ so uncomfortable.

Wide-leg pants. Not flattering at all on a short girl with a big ass.

Crocs. They are just ugly.

Cut off shirts\belly shirts.
Unless you're at the beach\pool\river, then it just looks like ur trying to get attention. It's not even that I'm self-conscious about how my stomach looks, I just think exposing your belly in public looks trashy. I will only wear them when I am near a body of water and it's an appropriate time to wear something like a bikini.
 
Grey t shirts.

Denim shorts

Cumber-bands.

Sport team uniforms when I'm not playing sport

Socks when I am otherwise naked.
 

Cut off shirts\belly shirts.
Unless you're at the beach\pool\river, then it just looks like ur trying to get attention. It's not even that I'm self-conscious about how my stomach looks, I just think exposing your belly in public looks trashy. I will only wear them when I am near a body of water and it's an appropriate time to wear something like a bikini.


omg whyyyyyy?! i love them. example:

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(wore to go volunteer at anarchist bookstore/library)
 
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