eggman
Bluelighter
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- Jan 17, 2005
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Rats off to ya!
A present I had send to my bf for our anniversary just got delivered to his office and he was very surprised!
Yay for planning sneaky things and getting away with it :D
My mum's getting married this weekend, it's all very exciting!
My mum's getting married this weekend, it's all very exciting!
Love doing this kind of shit to my gf, catches her off guard every time
This is normal for a lightweight like yourself. Now, a person such as myself would fix myself another drink to feel better. A little hair of the dog, so to speak. I would also prescribe a nice, thick, blackened grouper sandwich with a side of freedom fries at the local neighborhood bar. After the meal, maybe a Jager-bomb. Travel on down to the local college area and find a place to drink more. At this point, try to find a couple of Swedish Exchange Students to help ease the pain by buying them some tequila shots. Make sure that you do body-shots with them and plenty for that matter. Also make sure that you have enough cash on hand to pay for the motel room and extra lube. Have fun and hope you live with the memory of this prescription for the day burned into your memory and stained into your soul. I live by it and my soul is barely there but my memories are extremely vibrant.
1st yr anniversary for the boy and I
I made the BEST snickerdoodles today. They are so freaking tasty.
Shit is looking up for Jimity. I've got a nice, easy, fun job. A girlfriend who is madly in love with me, and I have the entire summer off!
Shit is looking up for Jimity. I've got a nice, easy, fun job. A girlfriend who is madly in love with me, and I have the entire summer with my clothes off!