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You know your a psychonaut when ...

when you get frustrated with all of the on campus parties because they are all drinking parties.

when you put a ton of thought into which psychedelics you will use to celebrate your birthday
 
when you put a ton of thought into which psychedelics you will use to celebrate your birthday
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hehe been there :D

... when birthdays etc. are just great excuses for tripping...
 
Your converted your office into a sterilized lab and your wearing surgical gloves and a mask.

When you have 8 inch alien spiders crawling out of the TV and burrowing under your flesh as you try to throw yourself out the front window. (8 tabs and Ethyl Chloride) You end up driving to the hospital to get stitches and when you get home, take another 5 cause that was just awesome!

You end up taking twice as much, the next day after the Alien spider incident.

You consort with the same entity for over 8 months straight!

You know how to go to Home Depot and build your self a filter and visit the drag racing shop so much, you know the owners name and he knows your middle name.

You find out that reality is YOUR reality and not what is told to you by the OTHERS! But... you also find out that reality is someone else's and your just a true pawn in the game.

You go to the other side and you find out EVERYTHING you have ever wanted to know and realize and it changes who you are and everything you have ever thought and changes every situation in life you could ever dream of.

You have been to the top of the mountain and never need to go there ever again but once in awhile, you like to dip your foot back into the pool to remind yourself of everything you have learned.

When you have an Indian read your palm and tell you, you have been to the other side and he has never read anyones palm before that has died and came back to the land of the living.
(Funny thing is, the Indian was an actual retired General in teh Army and we met at a bar and he dug me so much, he said he had to read my palm. He said he only does it for the ladies and the injured soldiers but he freaked out and left after talking to me a bit. Felt like I was in a Stephen King Movie!)
 
dread said:
when cubensis mushrooms pop up in the dirt of your indoor plants because your house is infested with mushroom spores...
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That's pretty funny dread - presumably this actually happened to you ?
 
lol that would be soo sweet . Im hunting for mush right now , why does no one seem to have them !
 
^ They do have them, James. Dread is in an equally horrific (if also opposite) situation, it seems :\

Psychonut said:
You go to the other side and you find out EVERYTHING you have ever wanted to know and realize and it changes who you are and everything you have ever thought and changes every situation in life you could ever dream of.
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This one is good :)
 
B9 said:
That's pretty funny dread - presumably this actually happened to you ?
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Well not to me actually, I don't have enough house plants... but it's happened to a few friends on the shroomery. Just thought it worth posting.
 
You know your a psychonaut when you think you look more attractive on 3 hits of acid in the mirror. %)
 
Don't mock it. Some fellas apparently do have mushroom-shaped cocks even when not under the influence. I feel grateful for small mercies everytime I look down now :D
 
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