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...when you walk around a hotel room full of people who have been rolling for two nights straight and you let everyone know that you can't find yourself, and to let you know if they see you around somewhere....OH the joys of being LOST after some hardcore partying :]
 
...you type this:

"ITITS A NEW GQAME CALLED S

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how does the brain interact when introduced to '2pac - staring through my rearview??? (program that simulates, programmed with your music library HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHH
I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT I WAS THIHKING 2 SECONDS AGO...SHIT...2 SECONDS BEFORE THAT???...2 SECONDS BEFORE THAT???, ETC. ETC., ET-FUCKING-CETERA (IS THAT EVEN HOW THAT IS SPELLED? WTF AM I TAKING ABOUT? STMRWRL???? i know it had someting to do with 2pac - staring through my rearvoew warpath remix legend??? not exactly 'shootin the salad, but i'm damn near close...my brain is firing a million tasks at once...i know this song by heart....but theres so many layers...so many things i hear seperately atm...
a million thoughts just attempted ...WHAT THE FUCK AM I TALKING ABOUT? YES, THIS SONG IS AMAZING...AND...I CAN APPARENTLY MANAGE ONLY ONE TASK AT A TIME WHILE THE INFINITE..YEP...COMPLETELY LOST AGAIN..LOST WHAT? WTF WAS I THINIKING ABOUT?
I CAN BARELY READ THE SCREEN AS I'M TYPE THIS...LIKE I SERIOUSLY HAVE TO SQUINT REALY REALLY FUCKIN HARD...TO SEE WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANTED TO SEE SO BADLY...ABYSS...ESXTREME WTF WAS I JUST THINKING>>> I'MN TYPING THI WITH SOMETHINGS THAT NO LONGER HAVE A MEMORY FOR MY RAM SUCKS'NO IDEA WTF I WAS JUST THINKING IMMEDIATELY THAT SHIT WAS SENT TO THE 'VIEWED' BIN AND NEVER TO BE SEEN OR HEARD FROM THEM AGAIN? WHO ARE THEM? OR THEY? GOURMET SORBET FORTE HORSEPLAY SHORT-STAY COURT-DAY SNORT YAY SOURCE-DAY FOREPLAY ..

ONCE AGAIN I FIND MYSELF NOT HAVING ANY CLUE WTF I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT SECONDS AGO SHOR-TAYNOTHING COMES TO MIND, I'D RATHER JUST HOLD MY HEAD IN MY LAP AND FADE THE FUCKKKK OUT TO THIS OXTRAORDINARY MUSICAL EARGRASM SNEAR-AT-HIM-NEAR SATURN FATHOMS NO CLUE WTF I WAS JUST THINKING...
MONEY RULE THE WORLD, BITCHES MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND, REAL NIGGAS DO WHAT THEY WANNA DO BITCH NIGGAS DO WHAT THEY CAN WEIRD SPASM TEAR-GAS-AND BEER TAVERN HASN'T QUEER BASHIN TIME TO PUT ON RELAPSE IF I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO OR TO EVEN JUST REMEMBER WHAT??? WHAT? MEED TP AT ;EAST ATTE[,M[ ;OSTEOMG TP RE;A[SE AAOM WJAT?EK;KR;TJOS SJOT SEROPIS;YT"
 
When someone gives you a piece of kandi with a giraffe bead on it, which strikes you as profound because you are wearing a shirt with a giraffe pattern on it. You then proceed to take off your shirt and give it to them as a gift.
 
-when you walk outside, you start to make a techno beat inside your head to the sounds of birds chirping, cars honking, people talking, etc.

-you've walked headfirst into a sliding glass door, possibly more than once.

-you eventually find a picture of yourself on a rave website/myspace/facebook, sweaty and saucer-eyed, grinning like a maniac with 3 strangers with the exact same expression as you. For the life of you, you can't remember the names of the 3 people or when the picture was taken, even if the rave was last night.
 
-when the song ecstasy by atb plays it pisses you off because your sober

^im guilty with this one, everytime i hear this song i go "FUCK I WISH I WAS ROLLING BALLZ"
 
DJmacabre said:
-when you walk outside, you start to make a techno beat inside your head to the sounds of birds chirping, cars honking, people talking, etc.

-you've walked headfirst into a sliding glass door, possibly more than once.

-you eventually find a picture of yourself on a rave website/myspace/facebook, sweaty and saucer-eyed, grinning like a maniac with 3 strangers with the exact same expression as you. For the life of you, you can't remember the names of the 3 people or when the picture was taken, even if the rave was last night.
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I hate those photos, i always pill boot so i look thin as a rake and off my head haha.

When you go into the bathroom intending to be quick and end up talking to some other munted person and spend 15 minutes talking about how amazing life is and your friends have to come find you because your missing out on the main set.
 
*When your teeth feel really big
*When finding an airconditioner whilst dancing is the best thing
*When you want to tell everyone how much you love the airconditioner
 
Hahah I was out at the local progressive trance night here in Brisbane and this girl at her peak came up to me and started feeling my shirt and saying: " wow that is such an amazing shirt - where did you get it, omg come dance with me omg what colour" I myself was stoned and on MMC and was like: " hell yer lady of the night"
 
wow, I've only done E once and I clearly meet many qualifications as an etard. Do I get a sticker? I guess mine would be, it's 8 in the morning, you've been up for 26 hours and comming down, and you start planning your next Eventure 2 months down the road.....
 
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