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Social What were the first words you or partner said after losing your virginity?

^^^Ah ahaha thats nasty :)
Me: Damn that felt mighty good!
Her: mmmmm it was........next time we do it, can we not be on the beach because i've got a sandpit in my ass now.

Not the most romantic comment but it made me laugh my ass off for ages :)
 
I was really, really drunk, which I regret, cause I dont remember much.
I do however remember saying this though, rite afterwards "I'm sorry, we can do it again if you want"
It lasted like a minute, she didnt know I was a virgin. She was an experienced girl so I was probably the worst she's had 8(
 
fractalvisions said:
I was really, really drunk, which I regret, cause I dont remember much.
I do however remember saying this though, rite afterwards "I'm sorry, we can do it again if you want"
It lasted like a minute, she didnt know I was a virgin. She was an experienced girl so I was probably the worst she's had 8(
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no shame bro no shame
 
me: "ouch"

him: "it doesnt get good til about ur 5th time"

me: "ok"

and he was right u know
 
ME: Why cant i fucking cum?
HER: Well you have been drinking.
ME: yeh but, ahh im over it.

What a tragic night lol.
 
Yeah, I hadn't been too educated at the time. ( I was seriuosly like 13)

Her: Uhh, did you cum inside of me?
Me: Wasn't I supposed to?
Her: What do you wanna name him?


That's pretty much how it went. I was surprised at her candidness.
 
'oh shit, I got my period.'

no seriously, I lost my virginity the same day I got my period.. big mess!
 
Him-ohhhh my god what a relief.....
me-yeah that was easier than i thought it would be
him-can we do it again in a few minutes?
me-no.
 
i cant really remember speaking much at all... but im pretty sure i said "mmmmmmm"
and "i love you"
and he said "i love you too"
and we both meant it... how fkn cute :)
 
Second time we, him and I from the previous convo, had sex.

Me: Roll over. I wanna be on top damnit.
Him: But I thought this is how...
Me: Just shut up and roll over.

Boy, he was in for a shocker.
 
i fucking hate doing missionary...hate it with all my heart and soul,...id take a woman on top ANY day
 
^^ Indeed mate, its a much nicer view. Also has something to do with me being lazy hehe
 
First time ever:
(Setting middle of the bush on a mini cliff above abusy walking track)
Me: I've never done that before
Her: I've never had anyone do that so well before.
me: aww thanks.
Her: We should leave, there are too many people around...


First time with a man:
him: well, now i think i need a cigarette? Are you ok?
Me: yeah i'm ok...
HIm: do you want to come have a cigarrette?
Me: no, it's too cold outside...
 
Door Opens and then shuts really fast
Her: WHo the Fuck was that?
5 minutes later
Friend walks in
Friend: Yah my mom told me to tell you 2 to break it up.
Me: Damnit.

I can't remember if it was exactly like that but its close.
 
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