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You Right Now...V2

Heh, at least it wasn't petrol in a diesel car - that's much worse.

When I was a young and naive farm worker and had just started driving the tractors, I once mistook the engine oil
spout for the diesel filler cap, and filled her up. Luckily, my mistake was noticed by the boss before I started it up. One drained sump and an oil fill later, all was good.
 
Jackal said:
Turns out the Merc wasn't a 320D, but a 320 with a broken exhaust pipe.

Found out after I pumped diesel into it and tried to go down the road. It was only $5 of diesel, and the tank was quarter full, so I just chased it with $10 of petrol. Was still running when I parked it anyhow. . .
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Having worked in a petrol station when i was younger i can assure you once you turn the engine over its a goner. Best avoid the owner of that one lol
 
Oh i read that the wrong way. You might be right. Like FUBAR said the reverse is much worse.
 
Lol, yeah, petrol in diesel is bad news.

That car was barely running anyhow. Like I said, it sounded and felt like an old diesel, and most old mercs here have toyota diesels stuck in anyhow. Plus it has been crashed so I couldn't open the bonnet and it kept trying to veer in both directions. The best possible thing to happen would be it's owner being forced to take it to a shop for some tlc before he wipes somebody or something out.
 
When i was 18 i put petrol in a diesel 4wd when i was working at the servo. The owner and my boss both gave me a right bollocking. Luckily the engine had not been turned over. We drained the tank...gave the owner a free tank of diesel that i had to pay for and that was that. Close call.
 
Jackal said:
Turns out the Merc wasn't a 320D, but a 320 with a broken exhaust pipe.

Found out after I pumped diesel into it and tried to go down the road. It was only $5 of diesel, and the tank was quarter full, so I just chased it with $10 of petrol. Was still running when I parked it anyhow. . .
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And now I can imagine it looks like a 320-2, or whatever they might designate a hypothetical version with a two-stroke engine, from behind .....
 
Got my 110cc underbone scoot back from the in-laws in the boonies just now after 2.5 years. Was expecting it to be completely fucked, to be honest; but it's only a bit rough and neglected as far as I can tell, with a few shitty improvised repairs and bits hung with wire.

Took it straight to a small local guy to fix it up. Will have it back midweek. Big bike going to parking for a while. Tires be expensive.
 
This morning I went to begin two weeks of substituting as a maths, science and reading/writing teacher for a guy I know who is out of the country.

Now, I hate teaching and don't really like other people's kids very much; so, as we waited for the bell to ring at 7.30am, I excused myself to my TA, went outside and got on my bike. Then I went to see a thoroughly professional prostitute.

I could use the money, but shouldn't have accepted the damn gig to begin with.
 
Jackal said:
This morning I went to begin two weeks of substituting as a maths, science and reading/writing teacher for a guy I know who is out of the country.

Now, I hate teaching and don't really like other people's kids very much; so, as we waited for the bell to ring at 7.30am, I excused myself to my TA, went outside and got on my bike. Then I went to see a thoroughly professional prostitute.

I could use the money, but shouldn't have accepted the damn gig to begin with.
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Fuckin gold!! =D

That's one of the best stories I've ever heard...
 
Jackal said:
This morning I went to begin two weeks of substituting as a maths, science and reading/writing teacher for a guy I know who is out of the country.

Now, I hate teaching and don't really like other people's kids very much; so, as we waited for the bell to ring at 7.30am, I excused myself to my TA, went outside and got on my bike. Then I went to see a thoroughly professional prostitute.

I could use the money, but shouldn't have accepted the damn gig to begin with.
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Classic. More teachers should follow your example tbh

OT. Having a few beers.
 
"I started a job as a teacher, but I hate teaching - and kids, so I did a runner and fucked a whore"...


Still chuckling over this :)
 
Smoking some leftover crack (i know, there;s no such thing)
would subutex be good for the comedown?
 
May I recommend starting off slow for the sake of HR? :)

I've consumed a bunch of edibles today. Getting my stone on.
 
fair point -
just done 2mgs


happy median? or is it medium?

enjoy the stone :)
 
Never underestimate bupe is all...it'll leave most people spewing for hours at 2mg with no tolerance.

Hope it softens the landing!
 
cheers bella, i agree
the uninitiated often get the worst of bupe

luckily i'm a heroin addict
maybe? lol
(its been a few hours since this post and i can happily say that subs worked a treat for the crack-crash - happily drifting off now :) )
 
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