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Gibberings CXCV - Back in the day we'd change a thread title and it'd stay changed

Try calling a length m .....

I hear what you're saying, but no-one would do that, because it wouldn't make sense.

Perhaps things have changed since my Higher Physics and (the beginnings of a failed) Engineering Degree. Back in my day when voltage was recently invented, V = voltage and that was the end of that.

Now, what other trivial matters should I pick over today? I'm gonna head over to the nostaligia thread, that should do it. :|
 


This is how my trousers came from the laundry today. Was going to shout at them, but then I realised I was lugging batteries around last time I wore them.

Battery acid 1 : Jude's Jeans 0

On the bright side at least my cock wasn't corroded.
 
Cheese provides a natural barrier to sulphuric acid. %)
 
cheesy corroded cock. I must tell Don about that, he'd love to try some grilled dicks with cheese.
 
I think the bar was just lowered ;) I'm all packed up. stripped out a load of things I didn't need. Off tomorrow lunchtime to the north, where people talk weird are more friendly, and mayonnaise goes on your chips =D
 
Excuse me, I'm a northerner and believe me, mayonnaise NEVER goes on chips - only tomato sauce!! In fact, what the fuck IS mayonnaise? ;)
 
you get two choices here, 'red sauce' or 'brown sauce'. I prefer salad cream.
 
Maybe it's a newcastle thing? I have memories because my mum used to live there when I was little, with her mum who was a geordie. I dunno, you've cast doubt. Mayonnaise with chips is lovely as a side note..
 
Mayonnaise on chips, and an improved design of steel tape measure which is literally twice as useful as the usual British pattern, are just two of the cool things I discovered on the Continent.
 
Julie, please elaborate on the continental tape measure design - I'm intrigued...
 
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I want ninja socks! * ahem, Kate* <3

Am thinking I should have listened to Sham and gone to the hospital about the cut on my finger. Think I could have done with a stitch or two. Am currently sat here with tape on it keeping the flap from catching on every damn thing. Would have been nice to have a bit of super glue to hand at the time. Oh well.....
 
Am thinking I should have listened to Sham and gone to the hospital about the cut on my finger. Think I could have done with a stitch or two. Am currently sat here with tape on it keeping the flap from catching on every damn thing. Would have been nice to have a bit of super glue to hand at the time. Oh well.....

You do realise that going to the hospital's free over here, right? ;)
 
Time is money

A few square inches of some purdy skin for graftin' can be had for pennies on the Dark Web, just add thread and hot needle
 
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