I'd like an extra inch both girth and length-wise - I'm very much average - I'm pretty damn happy with my fella though. I have a rare-ish condition called pearly penile papules which looks like a ring of small bumps around the head - it's purely aesthetic though. Nothing transferrable, diseased or virulent about it.
It's barely noticeable but sometimes I do get scared women might think its something nasty but luckily that's never happened.
I'm no sure if I'd change it either, it's somewhat unique in a way, why change what's just a different type of hood from the standard? Mines pimped with a necklace, bitches!
Oh and also, because at eight days old my parents decided to invite me without consent into their cool little club called Judaism, I was circumsiced. Yes, this genuinely makes me pissed off. I want fucking foreskin, I want that extra pleasure.
But really I'm sure most men would agree with me - as long as your dicks average, whats there to complain about, right?