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Big Dick Problems

Ah I remember when I was a wee young lad, thinking length was everything

Girth, it's all that matters. (As long as you're not shorter than 5 or 6inch)
 
99th percentile isn't really a big deal on the internet

there's 223,079 members on bluelight according to the front page. we'll assume half of those are male, so about 111,540 guys on the site. that means statistically there are 1,115 guys on bluelight that are higher than the 99th percentile.

go hunt them out, ladies.
 
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pagey, if you talk about having big tits do you have a bunch of people come out of the woodwork to put you down? =p
 
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y'all have just been exposed to so much porn that you're desensitized =p

average bra cup size is a C. would you say a girl with a DD has big boobs?

big dick problem #5 -- unless you have a Ron Jeremy sized dick no one will actually think yours is big =p
 
thenightwatch said:
pagey, if you talk about having big tits do you have a bunch of people come out of the woodwork to put you down? =p
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Well...I try not to complain about it because I know it annoys people. Although I'd certainly have a number of things to add to that cartoon you posted.

But in your situation I would think insults are only born out of jealousy anyway?
 
I have a large penis and I just go very slow when I am with women and men. I also used to get uncomfortable when I was younger and would get an erection or people thought I had one but I eventually stopped caring.

You wrote about tight underwear. Wear boxers and clothing that's not so tight.
 
Lol I liked the busty girl problems. I'm pretty sure waao used like 5 of those lines on me. Hahahaha

And the other ones are funny cuz they are true.
 
I hear ya op..and being extremely handsome i find it gets tiresome with all the women... hitting on me constantly.. if i could only find a way to make myself less handsome..
 
i dunno i banged a really slutty girl once and she was really lose and im no slouch in the trouser snake dept. maybe its just the way she was born or maybe she was getting double stuffed. she was kinda tall and heavt tho so maybe that could be the case, but i could feel her cervix and it kinda gorssed me out. from what i read the vagina is only like 6inches deep so if you are someone like mandingo dont expect to cram that pringles tube all the way in there lol. oh and lots of lube. helps me if the girl is especially tight or hasnt had many sexualk partners. the only thing that sucks is bjs because i like all the way own and some girls just can manage and i get chipped bologna lol.

oh yea, and if you happen to get a random one, dont forget about the lift and tuck hahaha
 
Lysis said:
are women who haven't had kids really tighter? /strut /chest

Really though, I thought that was a myth?
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well i do know of one girl who had a child years back who was so tight that men thought they had something wrong with their dicks and one got circumcised as he thought he had something wrong with him.

alasdairm said:
understood.
so girth is not all that matters...

alasdair
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ahaha
 
pofacedhoe said:
well i do know of one girl who had a child years back who was so tight that men thought they had something wrong with their dicks and one got circumcised as he thought he had something wrong with him.



ahaha
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some of the best pussy i ever had was from a skinny chick who had recently had a baby..guess she got an extra "husband stitch"?
i felt like john homes nailing that sht
 
Lysis said:
Lol I liked the busty girl problems. I'm pretty sure waao used like 5 of those lines on me. Hahahaha

And the other ones are funny cuz they are true.
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yup, and i hear girls with C cups and D cups complain about that stuff, and they're only average or barely above average sized

yet a dude with a 7 incher starts a conversation like this and...

#misandry

=p

'medicine cabinet' said:
oh yea, and if you happen to get a random one, dont forget about the lift and tuck hahaha
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lift and tuck doesn't work for me.... maybe i wear jeans that are too tight for it idk
 
thenightwatch said:
yup, and i hear girls with C cups and D cups complain about that stuff, and they're only average or barely above average sized

yet a dude with a 7 incher starts a conversation like this and...

#misandry

=p



lift and tuck doesn't work for me.... maybe i wear jeans that are too tight for it idk
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Well to be fair - I'm a D (DD when I've put on a bit) and it is genuinely annoying sometimes, like it makes any kind of sport a massive pain (it's impossible to run) and it does hurt my back. So I feel entitled to complain. But I don't ;) <3
 
Nike sports bras + regular bra will fix the running problem. Nike has the best running sports bras out there.
 
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