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Big Dick Problems

thenightwatch said:
lots of busty girls talk about all the day-to-day problems they face from having large breasts. well, well-endowed guys have problems too.

-- impossible to find underwear that fits right both at the waist and in the crotch. ladies: imagine if bras only came in "small," "medium," "large," and "extra large"!

-- if you go commando you get accused of having a boner even when you're totally limp

-- if you actually do get a boner it is literally *impossible* to hide

-- girlfriends can't have sex with you as much because they get sore, or if they do power through it they can even end up bleeding :/

what else?
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This really shouldn't turn me on, but...
 
oh my god... Having a baby has nothing to do with tightness or lack thereof.

You can't wreck a vagina.
 
Seeee I read it was a myth by a gyno so I thought it was. Need poll.
 
Myth, based on my experience. My wife gave birth about 9 months ago. We had to have about a 6 week break from sex after the birth, and after that break was over, the first few times we had sex took a little extra "prep" work because she was tighter than she had been in a long time. Sorry everyone, stretching out a vagina is totally a temporary thing. "Sluts" aren't "loose".
 
Yea im a mom and I'm pretty nice & tight down there, no problems!;)

Hmm but to, "wreck a vagina" you could, years of fisting and shoving bottles up there8o....'just saying' it can be done.

Oh yea I heard of 'small' dick problems but 'big' lmao!
 
DrunkardsDream said:
How big is your dick night watch? I have never had sex with a woman but you should do a lot of foreplay to her at first and then go very slowly.
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7"-7.5" depending on how aroused i am and what drugs i'm on =p

and yeah lots of foreplay definitely helps, unfortunately some girls just wanna skip right to "the good stuff"... and some girls don't want a dick that they have to go slow with

Abject said:
TNW we've all seen your penis.
Don't flatter yourself.
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*shrugs* according to the lifestyles data i'm in the 99th percentile

porno actors sorta skew people's perceptions
 
StrutterGear said:
7inch is in the 99th percentile?
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porn seriously skews people's perceptions in this area
 
Hmm I am about the same size as OP, although I'm 7.5" no matter how horny :/ and don't feel like I've experienced any "big dick problems". Really? Dick can't fit in underwear? I have decent sized balls too and never had an issue wearing a size M (well maybe a couple pairs but I think that's just poorly designed underwear, not the norm)
Hiding a boner? Um pretty sure it's just as hard to hide an "average" 6" as it is your "large" 7...or 7.5" if you manage to get a hard on while watching porn at Best Buy on drugs. Maybe 10" and you'd have a real issue.
Sounds like OP wanted to make a post just to complain about his above average penis. Honestly I don't think anyone could complain about their penis being too big unless it's above 8".
 
thenightwatch said:
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Graph must mean circumference not length. :)
"The sample included 401 male volunteers, of which only 300 were "effective" male volunteers (75 percent), because 101 volunteers (25 percent) could not gain an erection for measurement."
Geese who were they measuring, old men with prune dick? I mean really 8)
 
aussie101 said:
Graph must mean circumference not length. :)
"The sample included 401 male volunteers, of which only 300 were "effective" male volunteers (75 percent), because 101 volunteers (25 percent) could not gain an erection for measurement."
Geese who were they measuring, old men with prune dick? I mean really 8)
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I mean do you think you could get hard for some scientist in a white coat? I know I could because I get hard really easily; some people are shy.

And no; the graph is referring to length, as you can see in the title.
 
Captain.Heroin said:
I mean do you think you could get hard for some scientist in a white coat? I know I could because I get hard really easily; some people are shy.

And no; the graph is referring to length, as you can see in the title.
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I was being ironic mate. However I can get hard for female scientists in a white coat, I have a thing for lab goggles on girls too - means i can spray their face with jizz from my hose
 
aussie101 said:
I was being ironic mate. However I can get hard for female scientists in a white coat, I have a thing for lab goggles on girls too - means i can spray their face with jizz from my hose
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I bet you it was a bunch of male scientists though; just my intuition. Could you have gotten hard for a bunch of guys in white lab coats? What if you had some straight porn to watch?
 
Hmmm if you put it that way. If I had some dude walk up to me and go "jizz in this" i'm not sure if I would be too enthusiastic about it. But cum to think of it, i may go donate my seed to a sperm bank - thats more of an incentive :)
 
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