are you happy with your genitals?? HONESTLY

[Johnny1]

Worked for years as a stripper so I have seen A LOT of pussy and they are all basically the same...A pussy is a pussy is a pussy.

That's kind of like saying, "A face is a face is a face." Perhaps if you have little interest in pussies they would all seem the same. Just like many, if not most, women feel that most dicks are the same. But there are women who appreciate the differences between dicks, and are turned on by dicks they believe are more attractive. I personally think that second type of women is very nice to have as a sex partner.

Pussies are completely unique. They have different colors, labia shapes and sizes, shapes and sizes of clits, sensitivities, external dimensions, scents, tastes, the amount and viscosity of the lubrication they produce at various stages of arousal, the texture of their inner walls, how snug they are, how deep they are, what parts inside are highly pleasurable or painful, and I'm sure more that I can't think of right now.

 

[psood0nym]

Behold: the woman's penis dimension preference chart. Finally, an objective measure of a man's anatomical value from which we can judge and be judged. All who fall outside the ideal range should kill themselves. Now you know. You're welcome.

 

[Dre1990]

I checked wikipedia to find out what that means since I'd never heard of it before but wow, I feel your pain dude. Is it very bad? I read there are different kinds. It's a lot less noticable in the penis on the first picture than in the last one for example. Or maybe you'd rather not talk about it.
Here's a link for the lazy people: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypospadias

I had surgery when I was a kid. It was taken care of so is not so bad like the pictures. But still bothers me a little.

PS: looking at these pictures makes me wanna throw up

 

[ohshea]

I dont know what porns you are all watching but the last one I saw the chicks inner labia was so long you could chew on it. The other girl was flapping it with her tongue.
Hate my boobs, rather I should call them mosquito bites. I am 5 foot 105.lbs so they dont even fill an a cup and on top of that theyre hyper sensitive touching my nips hurts no pleasure too much sensation. Love my vag though its nice

 

[Ninae]

Eh...when it's waxed...don't like it hairy much, even if it hurts and feels uncomfortable. Like how it's pink and doesn't stick out much and is kind of heart shaped. And tight. Not really sure what else matters, but should be good enough for most men.

For a man I think 7-8 is most ideal. No need for any more than that. And circumcised, as not many European guys are it's something special.

 

[ohshea]

please dont worry about tiny dicks I saw this guys dick that seriously looked like an outtie bellybutton it couldn't even reach past the foreskin when hard. And it was pink and raw from being tucked in all day. Just a story to make you feel better about your dicks.

 

[-Kitten]

please dont worry about tiny dicks I saw this guys dick that seriously looked like an outtie bellybutton it couldn't even reach past the foreskin when hard. And it was pink and raw from being tucked in all day. Just a story to make you feel better about your dicks.

It can be THAT small wow

 

[Brook88]

I enjoy my private part when my boyfriend uses it, lol

 

[Cristiano Ronaldo]

Yes, I'm well hung at around 8 inches and my penis has a beautiful Mediterranean tan with no warts or discoloration.

 

[MikeOekiM]

everybody on the internet has 8+ inch dick

 

[Dre1990]

How common is circumcision? Here where I live I seem to be the only one who is circumcised but I see a lot of people talking about it on Bluelight

 

[MrPorter]

Have phimosis but otherwise I'd say it's ideal and along with my butt probably the only part of my body that I'm content. Have been told it's a tad on the small side and condoms tend to be too long imo but they're uncomfortably tight girth-wise. Have the same problem with jeans funnily enough.

 

[-Kitten]

How common is circumcision? Here where I live I seem to be the only one who is circumcised but I see a lot of people talking about it on Bluelight

There is a huge post going on about it now... it depends where you live.

 

[devo364]

I'm 7.5 inches long and 6 1/4 around and I'm circumcised and my girl loves every inch so I'm fine with every thing but if i could wish my pubes away for ever i would

 

[Alikat]

I used to be very self conscious about my body, freshly divorced after 2 kids n almost 30 I thought no man wld want this train wreck! But my younger Bf has made me feel so good about my body I now strut like a porn star! I have large breast which I had grown to believe we're gross n "mom boobs" but again my man has assured me they are spectacular ! He LOVES my lady parts, to the point of obsession he's such a sexy younger guy that I can't help but feel I must be doing something right! My self esteem is through the roof since meeting him and I LOVE his body equally as we'll.
And bigger in my opinion is not better! I'm very small and have a low cervix, my man is girthy but not huge( average hung) but he works it well and it's hands down best sex I cld imagine. Never had so many orgasms. I get off from him just touching me ( when drugs made his parts not work so well:/ )

 

[treezy z]

i have a 7.5" penis but i'm not satisfied. i know a lot of guys would kill for that but i'm 6'3" and a good 40lbs or more overweight so it doesn't look that big. if i lost weight i'd be satisfied so i guess it's really more the gut i'm not satisfied with ultimately.

 

[TimothySteven]

I am only 6 1/8" and I am fine with this! But I have one testicle that is HUGE and the other small. My huge testicle is 3.5" long! Its that big because the other became atrophic. I am a little shy with my balls!

 

[Lustmord]

I'm average (6") and happy. With that being said, I also wouldn't mind an extra 1".

 

[psood0nym]

A lot of the posts in this thread don't seem to be aware of the actual medical literature on penis size.

This conversation comes up enough that I've actually researched it, and these charts address the most relevant concerns to my mind. These charts are from http://averagepenissizes.blogspot.com. I believe the chart is based on averages of study findings from measurements taken by doctors. This is necessary since men tend to add up to an inch on average if self-reporting.

From an article on the site:

SMALL: 1-to 4.3 inches
MEDIUM: 4.4 to 5 inches
AVERAGE: 5.1 to 5.8 inches
LARGE: 5.9 to 6.6 inches
EXTRA LARGE / HUGE (aka: Oww!): 6.7 and up

Bar graph with penises as the bars:

NSFW:

This chart is based on what women report as ideal size based on satisfaction/pain. I remember reading that the fact that women prefer significantly longer penises is mostly just for aesthetic reasons. That makes some sense since the average vagina is only 3 to 7 inches deep and I've read there's not nearly as much nerve fiber after about the first 3 inches anyways, though I suppose longer allows a greater variety of sexual positions. Girth seems more important overall because that will dictate how much sensation is felt.

I'm ideal girth and close to ideal length, fairly even keeled and straight (preferred aesthetically), so I don't have any reason to be unhappy with my equipment. The chart is based on average preferences, though, so if you're outside of "ideal" or "very satisfying but not ideal" there's still plenty of women out there that will find your range ideal for them. I'd think a little smaller than average is better than a little bigger than average for women's satisfaction to be honest, since bigger than average is going to cause pain in the average woman.

Here's a kind of funny world map comparing national IQ averages to average nationally reported penis size (surprise, Africa has the largest penises).

 

[Animal Mother]

It's all bullshit.